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<Void> 6The inky mass begins to swell outward; steam vents upon its underside as a huge crack opens down the midst of the monstrosity, a fissure or seam forming in the main mass of the gigantic shell. Within, slithering entrails - tentacles - pipes - wires - organic pistons pumping, overlapping plates sliding together. Clockwork insanity; carnal profanity. Thick, rancid slime drools from the mass. Then it begins to open6...

<Void> 6...6 outward, like a pair of gigantic wings. A head extends from within; a ridged extension, the very end of the protrusion some manner of pointed, spliced chin. There are no eyes; the top of the head is a sequence of overlapping segments each coming outward into a curving hook or knob of varying shape. From below, two long, spider-like legs thrust like blades, swiping toward Rendar almost reflexively before they settle to click upon the flo

* Tierant`Darkblight then turns his attention back to the pathetic man and his magic flying sphere of doom.

* Lay`Trayin smiles at tierant and slides a couple coins across to dulcy as she is drinking the more equitably priced wine tonight. She takes both glasses when brought and hands tierant his cider

* CreatureOfTheNight turns and looks over the people in the inn, and nearly spills his drink seeing the dark mass that is hatching... 1By all that is dark!

<Rendar_DarkFire> 6The swipe would come in contact with nothing, Ren had dashed through the door at the last moment.

* Tierant`Darkblight takes his drink and smiles to her. In his opinion, nothing is too good for her. But he thinks he may file a report about this in the guardhouse tomorrow.

<Void> 6Ropes of ooze pour from the festering mass. Thin, almost mechanical clicks and whines sound from within the creature. Blueish steam vents from several strange openings upon the creature's underside; its 'wings' split and fold behind its main body. The head extends fully, the chin and face - eyeless, nothing more than a mass of daggerlike teeth upon a visage roughly able to be likened to the elongated jaws of a moray6...

<Void> 6...6 eel - slithering forth. The jaws part, drawing strands of saliva with them. A terrible sound then echoes.

<Void> 6The plaintive cry of a newborn infant.

* Lay`Trayin smiles back at tierant and relaxes once rendar leaves as it most likely means his playmate will go with him

* CreatureOfTheNight takes a long slow draw off his drink before putting it on the bar not wanting to spill any

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* Lay`Trayin closes her eyes at the cry from the creature and leans closer to tierant

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* Tierant`Darkblight holds Lay a little bit tighter, watching the creature-machine. That morbid curiousity has reemerged.

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* Lay`Trayin sips her wine and looks at tierant then her gaze turns to the obscene creature as well

<Obscenity> 6The eel-jaws twist into what could be described as a grin. Its entire body - resembling something of a cross between a gigantic orb spider, a winged lion and a praying mantis - carved of ornate perversity, of slithering pseudo-sexual organs and ridges of bone and cartilage, of metallic gears and churning cogs - begins to tremble, and the horror unleashes a second sound - a burbling gurgle that becomes a6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 high-pitched, childish giggle. Like a newborn crocodile, its first instinct is to feed.

<Obscenity> 6And the wine-sipping duo seem remarkably soft and digestable. Forward the horror surges, pulling itself fully from its prison. Scythe-like arms are raised, their blades uplifted and gleaming dangerously in the dim light of the tavern.

<CreatureOfTheNight> Cthulhu be damned, what IS that thing?

* Tierant`Darkblight sees the charge. The only thing he could say isn't allowed on this channel. With little time to react, he dives over the bar, surprising the hell out of Dulcina.

* CreatureOfTheNight gets up and quickly moves towards a mirror, ready to slip from this place in an instant

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<Corrodias> ((dulcina.. dedicated as ever.. manning the bar in the face of a Thing))

<Tierant`Darkblight> (she has the frying pan... you think something like that could scare her?)

<Corrodias> ((sometimes im glad not to have been around to see it))

* Lay`Trayin reacts quickly as well but not in the same direction as tierant as she dives to one side as she throws her glass of wine at the creature and rolls to her feet several feet away from the thing and speaks a pair of words 1Jaek two! 6a djinn imp appears and holds tow swords for her to take then disappears as she takes them. She looks quickly to assure herself tireant is sae as she turns her gaze to the creature once more

<Lay`Trayin> tow = two<<

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<Obscenity> 6The wine spatters harmlessly upon the monster's face. It has no eyes to sting; it watches the man leap over the bar, out of its reach, but as Lay is only several feet away from the thing - more than within the swing of one of its arms! - it twists, and one of its hind-limbs arches out in a curving, impaling manuever for the point where the woman's throat joins her collarbone. Again the strange giggling, this time6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 accompanied by a hoarse rasp.

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<Amigo> hi peoples

<Rendar_DarkFire> ((Please read the topic Amigo, this is not a chat room.))

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* Lay`Trayin leaps back and flaps her wings to help her move out of range of the thing as she slashes with one sword to try and sever the limb trying to impale her. She tosses the other sword so it flips over end and behind the bar to slide towards where she last saw tierant

<CreatureOfTheNight> Yo! Rust bucket! 6he shouts as he grabs a chair nearby and tosses it at the monster hoping to buy enough time for the lady to get to a more advantagious point

* Tierant`Darkblight stands up from behind the bar. "Shit! Sword!" He doesn't catch it, as he wasn't prepared, but allows it to land near him. He scurries for it...

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<Obscenity> 6The limb is, indeed, severed; newborn, its chitin has not yet hardened into the impenetrable armor it one day promises to exude. The creature gives not so much a howl of pain as an absolute howl of laughter; whatever sounds it makes seem to relate back to that madcap cackle. Its body trembles, it folds the wounded limb under, and places its wasp-pointed rump against the floorboards, swivelling on it to lash a6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 scythe-like forelimb at the flying Lay. A chair, meanwhile, smacks into its back. Whether it takes notice or not, time will tell.

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<Tierant`Darkblight> ...finds the sword. He picks it up and readies it. Damn, why couldn't it be a hammer? Or even his stick! This thing would probably melt if he didn't use it right. Anyway: He hops ontop of the bar, staring down at the creature.

* Tierant`Darkblight ...finds the sword. He picks it up and readies it. Damn, why couldn't it be a hammer? Or even his stick! This thing would probably melt if he didn't use it right. Anyway: He hops ontop of the bar, staring down at the creature. (Oops)

<Turquoise> 6Now, imbedded in the bar that weapon still sits. So much like Excalibur in that way. Yet, with the creature that is there, the blade glows, yes, a blue-white light, though it doesn't do anything. Really, it's just a sword. What's it going to do?

* CreatureOfTheNight looks for somthing larger to throw while not moving far from the mirror, finds more chairs, throws more chairs wondering if the thing even notices him

* Lay`Trayin is not flying and has only used her wings for greater distance when she leaped back but will allow for a misread and she slashes once again at the limb coming towards her as she sidesteps then twists and will either sever the limb or it will miss as she twists away

<Lay`Trayin> attempt to sever<<

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* CreatureOfTheNight sees Tierant`Darkblight on the bar and shouts out 1Watch out for my drink, I'm not finished with it yet!

<Lay`Trayin> >>LOL<<

<Obscenity> 6Flying as in airborne. This limb, however, is far harder, and deflects her blade easily; the monstrosity swats blindly at Tierant, but it seems intent on pursuing the female for some reason; another childish gurgle sounds, followed by a thin scream as it lunges, swivelling its torso to come above her and strike down for the neck, either side of the collarbone, with both scythe-arms.

* Lay`Trayin drops and rolls behind a nearby table letting the creature possibly smack into the floor as she comes to her feet once more and moves towards the door since it seems intent on her and will try to lure it outside

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* Tierant`Darkblight makes a jump towards the creature, sword held with blade down. He's planning on jumping on top of the creature's back and impaling it on the sword. His jump should be true, but he doesn't know how hard the carapace is. Atleast he has his full weight behind it.

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* Tierant`Darkblight ...for the record, the blind swat would miss because of the jump.

* CreatureOfTheNight ponders the creature a little as he see's Tierant`Darkblight take a flying leap at it, turning he looks for any nearby lit lantern

<Obscenity> 6The monster's scythe-arms embed in the floorboards briefly, and as it wrenches them free, it is momentarily distracted; enough for Tierant to end up on its back and drive his blade into its torso. It skids somewhat on one of the spinal plates and finds its way in between two cogs, whereupon it is promptly caught; black, oil-like gore sprays up, and the monster goes berserk, lunging forward with its head lowered6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 and bucking to outdo the fiercest bull. It attempts to 'wipe' its unwanted passenger off on the nearest convenient wall.

* Tierant`Darkblight attempts to make a fierce pound on the sword: more like a sledgehammer than a fist, aimed for the hilt of the sword. He wants to drive it in deeper, and harder. Anyway, while he's doing this, he gets smacked. His fist hits the hilt, but not nearly with full force. He's flung back behind the bar again. So much for progress!

* Lay`Trayin cuses something un mentionable in chan as she moves towards the bucking creature and tries to slash at the creatures legs hoping to disablethem

* CreatureOfTheNight cringes as some spray from the creature splashes on his white silk, grabbing two lit torches from some nearby sconths he looks at the filthy beast 1Now you've gone and ruined my favorite shirt!

<Obscenity> 6Obscenity twists around to face the female as she comes rushing back in; Tierant's blade is still protruding from its humped back, steam rising from the stopped gears its blade is pinned between. As she closes and swipes at it, it rears away - tucking its legs under its body, and exposing its belly; just below what could be termed its ribcage - it looks more like a nest of curving spines - some manner of6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 biomechanoid sphincter opens, filled with teeth, and vomits a torrential cloud of what appear to be huge, winged insects; each of them is about the size of a man's fist and bears a long proboscis akin to a mosquito, save that it is about as long and thick as a man's index finger. These seek to swarm over Lay and drive their probosci into exposed flesh, especially the eyes, and inject a searing, paralysing toxin.

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* CreatureOfTheNight sees the creature rear back and expose it's underside, taking his perhaps only opertunity he throws one of the lit torches at it's biomechanoid sphincter

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* Lay`Trayin rolls as the insect things come out of the creature and growls out a word in a harsh soundng language and a glow emits from her pouch as she rolls and black flames cover her trying to burn the cretures tho her left arm she bring up to cover her face for protection does get bit

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* Tierant`Darkblight picks himself up from behind the bar. No time to dust off. He's in trouble, but not as much as Lay happens to be in. Again, up on the Bartop, surveying the scene a brief moment.

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<Obscenity> 6Those insects struck by the fire fall to the floor, but seem to have a very interesting reaction to the supernatural flames; rather than dying, they begin to bubble and swell, portions of their bodies splitting off and separating as though it were triggering some kind of maddening mitosis and simultaneous metamorphosis. The greater beast, however, finds true fire surging up its torso, and scuttles backward,6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 snuffing the burning torch with a crunch of its sphincter-teeth and chewing the smouldering coals. Its body gives a shudder, and it seems to be reminded of the blade in its back.

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<CreatureOfTheNight> Gonna pay more attention to me now, ain't ya, you motherless pile of scrap metal!

<Obscenity> 6The head twists to face Tierant. It 'stares' eyelessly at him for a moment...or more particularly, at his right hand. Its scythe-arm lifts...and for a moment it seems to be concentrating. Slowly, the scythe-blade liquifies into black ooze, separating into five narrow digits.

* Lay`Trayin rolls to her feet chanting as her left arm hangs useless at her side as she moves back from the changing critters on the floor

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<Obscenity> 6It emulates a humanoid hand, and with a pop its shoulder dislocates; the arm reaches, flexibly, behind itself, grasping the hilt of the embedded sword and tugging at it, seeking to draw it forth. It's stuck, and at an odd angle, but the thing is making progress.

* CreatureOfTheNight runs over to help the lady by bashing any of the little bastard bugs with his other torch before they finish whatever it is they are doing

* Tierant`Darkblight winces slightly. Morphing equals bad. He notices the sword lodged in the bar and gives it a try... Not likely, but gotta try anything in desperation.

<Turquoise> 6It almost.. *almost* feels as if it might allow itself to be drawn. But, the weapon seems held fast.

* Lay`Trayin casts the spell as she poits her sword at the creature to direct the spell directly at it and if the spell hits will encase the creature in ice and try to freeze it. She continues to chant after casting

* Tierant`Darkblight gives a harder tug at it. Harder than human atleast. He's summoning forth that inner stength that he's been using lately, mostly to accidentally blow up things, such as his own hand.

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* StormFireWing pads in

* StormFireWing is an Ancient Wyrm Soul Dragon, he has blue scales with light purple stripes his muzzle is grey in color his upper jaw is connected to large horns in which point forward one above the other energy seems to bolt between the horns like electricity, he has small rings on his wings which seem to glow he stands 30ft long 15ft tall with a wingspan of 60ft and weighs 6 tons.

<Obscenity> 6Those that are squashed remain so; splattering their rancid, maggot-infested insides out over the floorboards. Others split into scuttling, centipede-like forms and vanish into cracks between the floorboards. Obscenity, meanwhile, has finally yanked the blade free, and, staring at the way Lay wields her own blade, the creature born of Void's parting gift hefts its own weapon likewise, and lunges toward the woman -6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 only to be caught in the ice-spell and frozen solid.

* StormFireWing goes to a corner and lays down

<Obscenity> 6Blue and white frost covers its body entirely, its heinous and hideous limbs stilled in their outstretched horror.

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<Turquoise> 6Well, they might break the wood of the bar, but otherwise the sword isn't forthcoming. And, if Tierant *does* break the bar in the drawing, then the sword will become increasingly heavy. Though, it continues to glow a blue-white to mark the presense of an enemy.

* Rendar_DarkFire steps inside, he'd been watching from the window, he had his staff ready again. He calls out an odd word, a holding spell that would encase Lay's ice spell with a solid layer of air, only if it works of course.

<CreatureOfTheNight> Oh poopie! 6he cries as the monster dives towards him and Lay`Trayin. Not taking a second though about it and not seeing it freeze he steps between it and her covering his eyes and hoping that his death isn't going to hurt

<Rendar_DarkFire> 6Since this type of spell didn't move, CreatureOfTheNight would not be harmed.

* Lay`Trayin finishes her next chant and casts displace on the frozen creature to displace it to a different plane of existence using the sword she still holds as a focus directed only at the creature

* Tierant`Darkblight grunts. Damn thing, He probably could break the bar if he kept trying, but it would probably kill him trying. Noticing that the creature is freezing, he charges, but stops before reaching it. Best not to run into spells.

* StormFireWing wonders if he should try and help those people.....but wonders why even they would want adragon helping...heh....he stretches out and lays his head down

* CreatureOfTheNight just stands there wondering if this is the time that his life should pass before his eyes and if his eyes should be open to see it all and wondering if time slowed down to the point where his death would come at any instant

<Obscenity> 6But they hadn't been paying attention, had they? The second - and the third - spells find the horrific entity, and seem to ...fizzle. Upon the aether-plane the dweomers of their casting seem to be flowing into the monstrosity like water down a drainhole; the frost-spell is itself being suctioned into the creature, and its form begins to tremble, bloating outward; becoming bigger, its skin bubbling and stretching;6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 a pair of huge wings unfold upon its back, and its scythe-limbs stretch, long tendrils of black flesh oozing out to wrap about their spindly cores and twine into thick, brawny muscle; the scythes extend into clawed fingers. The lower body cracks out of the ice, then the upper, sending slivers of the stuffni all directions.

<Obscenity> 6It undergoes a metamorphosis; its hind legs split off into backjointed, folded masses not at all different to the legs of some gigantic grasshopper; the face and head remain the same, although a multitude of tentacles protrude from the gaps in its crest. It hefts Lay's sword high, and unleashes a horrible, shrieking pulse of mechanical laughter.

* CreatureOfTheNight peeks hearing the cracking ice... 1Oh great... 6he then dives to the side looking again for a lit lantern with some sort of burnable oil in it

* StormFireWing looks to the being he grins and a crustal lodged within his top horn he aims at the being launching a force that is the exact opposite of the being itself, should it his it would weaken it

* Rendar_DarkFire growls, and waits, watching intently. He looks to the gaurd. 1In situations such as this, can an outcast return to help? Such as Ender.

* CreatureOfTheNight mutters 1What I wouldn't give for my uncle Iztavan's ever burning sticky goo right about now...

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* Ember manages her way slowly into the inn, head drooped in half sleep, the auburn and red curls muffling the sound of a yawn.

<Rendar_DarkFire> ((Er, Tierant, sorry, not gaurd))

* CreatureOfTheNight almost plows Ember over as he runs along looking for a lit lantern with oil in it... 1Oops, 'scuse me.

* Tierant`Darkblight looks slightly bewildered, but not for long at all. "I am no authority, not even a guard." Hell, he hadn't know ender was outcast. "If he helps, it may lessen charges!" He had no Idea. He wanted to live more than worry about protocol. No promises...

<Rendar_DarkFire> In that case, he will be here soon. 6He looks back to Void's minion.

<Obscenity> 6It brings its huge paws up in front of it, in the X-shaped manner of a man blocking an attack; the force that rushes against it pushes it back somewhat...and then is absorbed in the exact same way as the other spells had been. For a moment, it simply stands there - then it opens itself up, extends its blade-wielding arm toward StormFire in exact mimickry of Lay's earlier spellcasting motion. Dweomers surge, and6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 the creature casts "planar displacement"6 - seeking to send Storm to whatever plane Lay had sought to send it.

* Ember moves with the soft thuds of the crudely made crutches of wood. Yelps as she's nearly plowed into, rearing back to avoid it, but in that way losing balance, a heavily bandaged leg held stiff as she fell over.

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* CreatureOfTheNight takes the time to help Ember back onto her feet and away from the Obscenity... 1Erh, sorry 'bout that.

* StormFireWing grins as the spell would fade away before it could do anything he was uneffected by any form of magic but since he is immune he had sacrificed his magical abilities for such a protection he looks at the being and laughs

* Lay`Trayin narrows her eyes at the creature as she moves back again and away from CreatureOfTheNight as she starts to chant and using the sword draws runes in the air leaving a trail of blue light in the air as the runes seem to hang

* Tierant`Darkblight starts to scream, noticing magic isn't helping. "Physical, people! Physical only!" Not that it was easy to hurt the plating over it. Worth a try though... Since he's behind it, hopefully in a blind spot, he tries to look for any weak spots. Soft, open, anything.

* Ember uses the help to limp in the direction Creature went, shaking back those curls to peer around with mossy green eyes flecked with the gold of old coins. Those eyes seemed puzzled. 14"What's going on?"

<Ender> 6A swirling vortex of energy behind Rendar. As the blues and purples of the vortex fade the boy would be left, crouched lightly, staring from behind Rendar at Void's minion.

* Ender is a young man of about 15 with blond hair and brown eyes, above and below his eyes are markings resembling crystals, each seeming to be a multicolored shard of ice, He stands 5'5". He wears a simple dark brown cloak, the hood down, with a simple pair of brown trousers, and a simple brown long sleeved shirt, on his belt is a drawstring pouch.

<Ender> 6Two silver chains hung from his neck and into his shirt. Behind him, a pair of white angel wings hung from his back. A silver chain hung from his neck and into his shirt. Behind him, a pair of angel wings rest, folded behind him, and a pair of horns just barely poke from his hair.

<Obscenity> 6The creature giggles in return, seeming nonplussed by the first spell's failure; it extends itself outward a little further, bringing its forelimbs down to the floor in mimickry perhaps of the posture of a great ape knuckle-walking. Its skull faces forward, and a black, oil-hued simulacrum of the horn-crystal pushes to the surface. Testing, it unleashes an identical force-wave back at Storm - the opposite of his6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 -own- energy signiature.

* Rendar_DarkFire watches the creature intently.

<Obscenity> 6At this, however, its back is slightly exposed; tiny, delicate gears whirling beneath metallic plates.

* Lay`Trayin casts the runes then opening a rift beneath the creture that seems to open into nothing hoping it will drop into the rift. Should the creature drop the rift will close behind it

* StormFireWing would move beyond the 4th dimention of time and appear behind the creature but at a good distance he would shake his head knowing he had dodged it easily

* Ender stands slowy, he moves out from behind Ren, holding out his hand a sword would appear, the blade glowing with demonic light, the boy's eyes seemed to be layered over with a dark blue glow.

* CreatureOfTheNight looks over the creature, then looks Ember over to make sure she is not overly hurting... 14Not fully sure, evil creature, eats magic it looks like, need to find oil and a torch, or a lantern full of oil... or somthing.

<Evil`s_Fan_Club> 6...that's where the socks go when they get lost in the dryer, right?

<Lay`Trayin> 6yep

<Obscenity> 6Obscenity pauses for a moment, almost comically looking down as the rift spreads beneath it. It splays its limbs, attempting to stop its fall, but too late; it vanishes into the rift, which promptly seals behind it.

<Rendar_DarkFire> Yes my prince. 6Rendar states, bowing to Ender, before fading away.

* Ember nods a bit, looking up at Creature. Hurting? Oh, nothing a bottle of willowbark couldn't solve. She offered a slight half smile.14"Why don't you take a branch off the pitch pine..Oh, look at that..."

<CreatureOfTheNight> Ummm, why do I have this uneasy feeling that we haven't seen that last of that.

* Tierant`Darkblight jumps back from the rift, as best he can, alot of momentum was being focused forward... He nearly falls in after the creature, hitting the floor as it reappears.

* Ender stands. 1Is it really over? I mean...I did just get here...6He shrugs lightly.

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* StormFireWing would pad to tierant hopefully to help him up

* Lay`Trayin turns and looks at ender and throws her sword like a javelin at his chest while her left arm still hangs uselessly at ehr side

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* Ember nods, smiling ruefully with a shake of her head. 14"Because thats the way it always goes. It'll likely be back.. Want help finding your torches and the like?"

<Ender> 6Her sword would be met with his own, swinging with demonic speed her blade would probably be thrown to the side. 1Lay, back off.

<CreatureOfTheNight> My drink! 6turning suddenly he darts off to the bar and cries in dismay as he finds his drink has been spilled

* Lay`Trayin reaches into her bot top and pulls a dagger as she advances on ender growling softly

* Tierant`Darkblight looks up from the floor, rolling over to not be hit by Lay's deflected sword. "What the hell is going on?"

* Ender backs up. 1That's what I want to know...Eesh...I come here to help...Hell, I send someone to help, and you try and kill me.

<Obscenity> 6The creature's giggling echo is the only warning. A rift opens beneath Lay as she stalks after Ender; exactly the same kind of rift she'd opened to swallow Obcenity, and exactly the same destination. Three huge, thick tentacles tipped with leaf-shaped blades lash forth, seeking to wrap around her legs and lower body, and yank her down into the Abyss she sent the monster to.

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* Lay`Trayin growls as the tentacle grab her and pull as she utters a harsh word and disapears

* CreatureOfTheNight screams like a little girl suprised and dives behind the bar... {gotta go afk for a bit}

<Ender> Lay! 6Ender stares at the rift, thinking she'd been pulled in.

* Tierant`Darkblight curses and climbs to his feet. He obviously fears for Lay... Tears well in his eyes as he stares at the pit, not that he's staying close to it.

<Obscenity> 6Foiled of his prey, Obscenity coils the tentacles, and then lashes them out once more - seeking to grab Ender, since he seems so intent on peering in; let him have a closer look. The thing's face emerges; again, an eyeless moray eel large enough to bite the top half of a man's body off.

* Ember blinks at the sudden departure, and frowns slightly before stubbornly turning her head away. Adjusting her crutches, the broken legged girl hobbled her way carefully across the room - looking for more holes to open up in the floor - before she settled carefully into a chair near the hearth.

<Ender> 6The tentacle catches air, Ender reappearing, standing on the bar, staring at it.

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<Obscenity> 6Half-emerged, now resembling something of a cross between a combine harvester and a giant squid, Obscenity pauses; its eyeless head turns toward where Lay disappeared, and then toward Ender. It seems to be mulling over something.

<Ender> ((it meaning Obscenity))

<Tierant`Darkblight> (Really, really sorry, but it's after 7 am here, and i haven't slept... REALLY must go

<Ender> ((bye))

<Obscenity> ((Issall cool. Go the hell to bed! <Grin>))

* StormFireWing would attemp to bring lay back though Plane Shift in hopes to help her

* Lay`Trayin would not be found to bring back

* Tierant`Darkblight pulls a stick from a pocket. His stick. Holding it for a second, it morphs to a shield, a very large Heater shield: Extending from floor to collarbone. He runs back to the back of the bar, using shield for cover incase, and exiting through the back.

<Corrodias> ((and the crowd rejoices! jk))

* StormFireWing reappears and sighs

<Restless`Dead> 6The crimson blood that spills the tavern with the reckless abandon of an abattoir rapidly turns to a stinking black ichor, as ghostly white faces like oil form upon it's surface like a film of thick greasy oil. . constantly shifting and dancing in chaotic motion as if to imitate ghostly laughing faces. Slowly the first corpse rises from the ground, a simple hapless farmer horribly transformed as skin rapidly sags and bloats whi

<Restless`Dead> 2 * 6 dly sags and bloats while midnight coloured veins stand out like spidery runes to curse the name of light. His clouded eyes roll back into his sockets before exploding in a shower of stinking pus, as crimson witch fires ignite within the meaty empty sockets.

* Ender grits his teeth, watching the thing. 1By Hellfire and Corana you will not survive this. 6Ender says through gritted teeth, watching the minion.

<Obscenity> 6Obscenity 'watches' Stormwing reappear, too. Studying, darting its head hither and thither; tendrils swishing lightly, rather akin to a snake. A gibbering sound akin to a pulsing hyena is heard and the creature's grinning maw descends into the rift; the shrieks of the damned and the hellish rise from the abyss. Such folly! To teach a beast like this the power to open rifts into Hell.

* CreatureOfTheNight emerges from behind the bar holding a keg of a strong dwarven ale, the make that is more suited for lamp oil than for drinking, and hefts it at the head of Obscenity... 1May the God of Ale have mercy on me for this.

* StormFireWing looks to the ugly creature and growl his eyes turning black he would attempt to turn the beings own body against it but what was not known was a secondary power had been launched to erase all the memory of its life

* CreatureOfTheNight cries in dismay as the keg shatters on the floor where the creature once stood

* Ender dissapears, reappearing on the edge of the rift, swinging at the thing's neck with the demonic blade, because of it's nature it could cut through most armor, and also had a compound on it, which acted like acid when coming in contact with anything other than the blade itself.

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<Obscenity> 6Obscenity's head has been lowered out of sight since the last round; but the barrel nonetheless vanishes into the rift, and a terrible crunching sound is heard, followed by a splatter. Obscenity lurches up out of the rift, many tiny, blood-skinned quasits, born from the Abyss, giggling and clinging to its mass. Ender's blade lashes across its midsection because of the sudden movement, it opens its jaws to6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 counterattack, when Storm's spell strikes ....

<Restless`Dead> 6The ghoul's hair rapidly falls from its rapidly balding skull, the entire physical change upon the corpse resembling nothing so much as the source of its corruption. . the undead creature staggers towards Ender at a shuffling pace, as it's entire lower jaw caves away to reveal a thick worm-like tongue and a wickedly barbed bone-like appendage forcing it's way through the decaying flesh. . as if to replace the mortal jawbone tha

<Restless`Dead> 2 * 6 the mortal jawbone that clatters useless upon the floorboards with a splatter of black ichor. Other corpses of slain commoners are rising as well, a rapidly increasing horde where every life stolen by the beast only adds to the numbers of the ghouls..

<Obscenity> 6Obscenity's chest concaves, and its flesh begins to bubble inwards. Its memory begins to fade from the minds of those who had known it...only to suddenly reassert itself. Obscenity begins to have another 'reaction' - it pulls its head into its shell like a tortoise, and its exoskeleton begins to bubble and bloat in some areas, shrinking inwards in others.

* StormFireWing grins knowing that once it takes effect it cannot be changed or stopped

<Obscenity> 6He appears, it seems, to be wrong.

<Corrodias> ((which, in this case, is very much a negative))

* CreatureOfTheNight grabs a lit torch and tosses it at the rift hoping to ignite the ale

* StormFireWing sees while the being is busy and memory erased he would try to replace the memories that his enemy is void

* Ender jumps back away from the creature, also getting away from the undead...whatever it was. The boy seems to say screw it, shifting to his full demon form, his skin get's a light blue hue, his wings become scaled and leathery, his eyes, blaze now dark blue, his horns growing to where they twist in on themselves twice, he was skinnier now as well, though somehow stronger.

<Corrodias> ((kid, seriously.. give it a rest. enough God is enough for one day))

<Obscenity> 6Obscenity's shell is suddenly wreathed in a great deal of good, old-fashioned natural fire. This draws a different kind of reaction; there comes an almighty shriek from within the shell, and whatever form it is metamorphosing into starts to kick and writhe within like a trapped animal. A fissure is torn along the back of the shell, and something smaller - something quadrupedal, vaguely built along the lines of a6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 great cat, save with bizarre appendages blade-like attached to its back and that same eel-like skull - propels itself out of the burning shell, flames clinging to its hindquarters, and sinks its talons into the rafters, scrabbling to pull itself up

<Obscenity> 6The rest of Obscenity's shell is torn to pieces by the claws of the Abyssal demons, and pulled down into the Pit. The rift closes shortly after, much to the disappointment of those demons there that had not yet escaped to run amok in Drache. There will be other chances.

* Paetines moves his old bones to a table closer to the hearth.

* StormFireWing smiles watching

<Ender> 6His hands, well, fingers, were now longer as well, his nails had become somewhat claw-like, he finally gets the point, even Void's minion would kill him, he shakes his head. 14Damnit. 6He mumbles, dissappearing in a flash of green and gold.

* CreatureOfTheNight starts grabbing bottles of ale and such that he knows to be nice and flamable and starts tossing them at the smaller being

<Restless`Dead> 6The ghoul leaps at the rapidly transforming boy wizard with claws outstretched, showing a healthy unconcern for it's own well-being in an attempt to wrap it's wiry clawed hands around the demon/boy's neck and strangle him. . the initial slowness of the undead minion having been shaken off after it's transformation from corpse to demonic ghoul had completed. Only to smash into the floorboards as he teleports away..

* Paetines writes some notes in his book carefully with a sigh.

<Restless`Dead> 2 * 6 ts away..

* StormFireWing watches the cat like creature and tosses it some food that lands by it

<Obscenity> 6It is impossible to tell what effect, if any, Storm's efforts are having on Obscenity. If the creature even has a mind, it is likely its thought processes are completely alien to those of a human being, or even a dragon. To use a completely inappropriate comparison, what Storm is doing is akin to a Microsoft programmer attempting to make an industrial meat-mincer run Windows.

<Lay`Trayin> >>LOL<<

<StormFireWing> LOL))

<Ender> ((lol))

<Ember> ((Very nicely put, lol))

<Ender> ((Well, it's 4:30, gotta go))

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{Ok, I'm going to have to think that one over... *rolls eyes*}}

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<StormFireWing> ((actually windows is too weak to run an industrial meat mincer.....so its the other way around

* CreatureOfTheNight grabs a bottle of a fine fey wine, decides some things are well worth dieing for, sets it down, gently, and throws a human version instead

<Restless`Dead> 6Another ghoul corpse rises from behind the bar, soaked thoroughly in alcohol it hisses at CoTN(Abbreviation) before leaping at him with claws outstretched with the general purpose of wrapping it's spindly fingers around the man's neck and strangling the life out of him. The first ghoul however is looking much worse for wear, rapidly decaying into a mass of stinking ichor, mushy flesh and yellowed bone as the corruption complete

<Restless`Dead> 2 * 6 the corruption completely and utterly destroys the mortal flesh.

<StormFireWing> the technology in a meat mincer compared to windows is like comparing a ant's strength to mother nature))

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* CreatureOfTheNight screams like a little girl again and dives over the bar and runs quickly away to the other side of the bar, afterall, he can run faster in fear than most can in anger

<Obscenity> 6Glass crunches beneath its chitin-clad fingers; to little effect. It ignores the thrown food, in favor of darting swiftly from rafter to rafter in attempt to avoid the thrown bottles of alcohol. Nevertheless, it is once more splashed and burned; an echoing, multi-voiced shriek passes out over the bar. That one, is beginning to earn its ire. Obscenity leaps off the rafter when it reaches the front of the inn,6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 clinging gecko-like to the wall there; it turns its head back toward its fire-flinging foe.

<CreatureOfTheNight> Oh, poopie.

* StormFireWing uses telepathy to try and speak to obscenity the telepathy would naturally translate into obscenity's language "hi, can i help you?" ("Yea, I'd like a humanburger and a side of Laychips, please.")

<Corrodias> ((naturally))

* CreatureOfTheNight suddenly feels like a field mouse looking at two very pissed off cats

<Restless`Dead> 6And the ghoul smashes against the floorboards, the corruption causing it's bones to become increasingly brittle while it's sagging pale flesh resembles nothing so much as a water balloon ready to bust. . so instead of smashing against the floorboards, the pitiful creature instead splatters or splashes rather messily due to the misjudged impact.

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<Obscenity> 6The monstrosity's body trembles briefly; the telepathic attempt is replied to by a sudden surge of numbing chill, echoing across the ether in attempt to backlash and psionically attack Storm; his words are echoed back - 14"hi, can I help you?"6 6While the beast is momentarily distracted from pursuing the Creature of the Night

* StormFireWing falls back and shakes his head a bit dizy

* CreatureOfTheNight sees the fiend is distracted by somthing, he doesn't care what it is distracted by because it gave him the chance to grab two more torches, which were starting to run low in number. Aiming to get it's attention he throws one at the monster as he scoots closer to the fireplace.

<Obscenity> 6It hisses, and drops from its perch as the torch is flung; landing by the door, its limbs splayed now more in the manner of a lizard than a cat, it follows Storm with its 'gaze', seeming to have discerned that it hurt him, at long bloody last. It echoes another psychic blast, far more powerful than the first, channeling the 'anti-Storm' configured force-blast that it had learned from him into the psychic plane in6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 order to cause devastating damage.

<Restless`Dead> 6More ghouls join in on the hunt for CoTN, each in varying stages of decay. . three in all, but the third is nothing but a severed torso dragging itself with clawed hands towards the bar and leaving a trail of foul ichor in it's wake. The former two, reasonably intact scramble up upon the bar. . their twin sets of crimson eyes burning like the flames of hell as they scan for their prey.

<Corrodias> ((the janitor has been lax in corpse removal i see))

<Restless`Dead> 6He's actually the severed torso.

* StormFireWing his eyes flash as he puts up a barrier which absorbs most of the damage but falls back as he takes the small ammount left over

<Obscenity> 6It uses the opportunity to leap forward, lashing down toward the fallen dragon's skull with both taloned forelimbs.

<CreatureOfTheNight> Ah, shove it! 6swearing as well as he could he runs at the cat-like monster hoping to nail the thing with the torch as he swings it wildly

* StormFireWing looks up seeing this and snaps forward with his tail slamming it through the wall as a counter attack he would get up looking to the hole in the wall

<CreatureOfTheNight> 6*somplace in the back of his mind he does hope that those dead don't break any bottles of anything worthwhile*

<Obscenity> 6As the fallen dragon twists - turning its assumedly quadrupedal form completely around to strike with the tail, Obscenity has more than enough time to abort his leaping attack and hunker down, ducking under the swiping tail. If Storm is as long as his description states, however, and Creature's still running toward the beast in question, he might not be so lucky.

<Restless`Dead> 6One of the ghoul creatures leaps at CoTN while he runs in an attempt to bring him crashing to the ground, the other dismounting the bar to run towards the man with claws outstretched and thick worm-like tongue lolling madly upon it's frothing maw. . finally the severed torso of the janitor changes directions, heading towards CoTN too.

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* CreatureOfTheNight wasn't and since he isn't very good in battle to begin with, takes a solid hit and goes sailing across the bar like a limp doll for he is completly KOed... not sure if he got flung into or even through any of the dead tho

*** Corrodias is now known as Corr[a]

* StormFireWing would grin seeing as how he had missed he would suddenly multiply making 9 forms all the same and physical, no differences between them , while the rest ran around the creature the real one would fade away

<Obscenity> 6It pauses, and hunches into itself, curling its scorpionoid tail around its body. It observes the multiple Storms; something begins to hum within its body, mechanisms whirring and clicking.

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{Were COTN awake right now, he'd just close his eyes, shake his head and sigh}}

<Restless`Dead> 6The flying ghoul splatters against the wall, or perhaps it splattered against the dragon's tail then splashed against the wall. . in the heat of combat it's hard to tell such trivial matters. The last ghoul stalks in the general direction of CoTN, but not quick enough to reach the fallen man before it's condition catches up with it. . the decaying corpse falling against the floorboards as it's skin ruptures in several places, a

<Restless`Dead> 2 * 6 es in several places, and it rapidly loses form. . dragging itself a few more paces with clawed limbs before completely falling apart. A similar fate befalls the janitor ghoul, and as it falls still the crackling red fires that twinkle within it's empty eye sockets vanish. . leaving only the stomach wrenching smell of decaying mortal flesh.

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{or scream again and run away... 50/50 of either happening}}

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* StormFireWing one of the multiples create an emp wave to try and hit the being while another tried a healing energy upon the being

* CreatureOfTheNight awakens a little then cries out in shock for he knows that his left elbow wasn't ment to bend backward nor was his right knee ment to bend sideways

<Corr[a]> ((betty spaghetti time))

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<CreatureOfTheNight> {{Woohoo! It's gone! Medic!}}

<StormFireWing> ((i hate being that are usually all powerful and unable to be killed....so i did a lil moding of my own....heh)

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* StormFireWing pads to COTN

<StormFireWing> does psionics or energy healing hurt you?

<StormFireWing> i dont use magic so....

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{It had a big weakness, normal fire... any magic or psionic energies are what was feeding it}}

<Corr[a]> ((just a ping timeout dudes, he'll probably be back in a moment))

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<StormFireWing> ((ahhhhhh))

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{gonna wait a little and see if he returns...}}

<StormFireWing> ((storm can use his breath weapon....it consists of the chemicals of napalm))

<Corr[a]> ((bye bye oxygen!))

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{Eh, oxygen is overrated}}

<Corr[a]> ((maybe he wont be back. well, spontaneous combustion has always been a favorite of mine. sleep now, think later))

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<StormFireWing> ((nooooooo lol))

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{and poof, he returns}}

<Corr[a]> ((my timing! ouch!))

* CreatureOfTheNight awakens a little then cries out in shock for he knows that his left elbow wasn't ment to bend backward nor was his right knee ment to bend sideways {repost incase you missed it first time}

* Obscenity sits and watches. Grinning, of course, diabolically.

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* StormFireWing the copies go into 3 dragons now all have 3 heads they would open their mouths and take in deep breaths their glands within their throats creating natural chemicals which make napalm and they fire huge flaming beams all around and at the being in hopes of hitting it

<Corr[a]> ((cant..breathe..))

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* CreatureOfTheNight feels himself starting to become less as he glances outside seeing the dawning of a new day and knowing that his time is short this night

* Obscenity has, however, by this point learned Storm's trick. It spontaneously bloats and splits into twenty-seven different versions of itself, all wrapped around the original in one gigantic seething mass of steaming flesh; these shriek in agony as they're burned horribly.

<Obscenity> 6But the original remains quite content within his not-so-human shield of clones.

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{I didn't think you breathed anyway Corr, thought you were a sentient computer virus that lived on the WWW}}

<SunStrider> 6You know.. Just in case you slept through the necessary primary school mathematics classes, or if you're yet to actually do them. That's eighty one blasts of napalm.

<Corr[a]> ((god damn, ive been found out!))

* StormFireWing one of the heads aim and make a rain of napalm at the main being who is still unharmed while the others continue their assault now increaing the inferno's temprature

<Corr[a]> ((all i can say is.. night.. im out))

<Jekiah> < toodles >

<SunStrider> 6You know if he breathes napalm, you do know that stuff dosen't actually go away? Now with eighty one blasts of napalm going full pelt without breaks, everyone would probably be in it knee high to human by now.

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{nini, Corr}}

<Obscenity> 6The main being, still quite protected amidst all that burning flesh, has begun to cannibalise his own clones from within, devouring the ones that are closest amid sprays of black ichor and hideous shrieking. Once he's had enough, and the fire has almost burned through, he uses the other power he learned from watching Storm, Lay and Ender use it repeatedly. He teleports out of the middle of the mass, and teleports6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 inside the body of the first of the three dragons.

* StormFireWing the dragon itself knows this and grins then would swallow down the napalm to try and burn it from within but when the burning napalm hits the glands an explosion happens too fast for any one to react due to how much his body stores the other two would simply let the napalm burn on the floor

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* StormFireWing the other two would sheild themselves from being teleported into the sheild not allowing teleportation to go in or out....however attacks still affect them..

* Obscenity stretches on the tavern roof. Seems the real one teleported up there, and ported one if its clones inside the dragon instead. Tricky, clever little bastard for something so recently born. At the rate it's learning...

* CreatureOfTheNight stands, his form now not much more than a shadow walking through the flames towards the rising dawn as he passes through a wall

* StormFireWing the two dragons suddenly would teleport the real one into a far off volcano and simply let it burn in the natural heat the energy they produced destroying its ability to teleport

* Obscenity 's unaffected.

<SunStrider> 6Mun snickers quietly.

* CreatureOfTheNight moves quietly across the grass, as soon as the sun peeks over the horizon he vanishes until the sun again sets

* Obscenity has activated the AntiBullshit Field™, and is now completely immune to anything not following the general laws of physics, logic and common sense.

<CreatureOfTheNight> {{Later peeps... see ya'll when the sun is again on the far side of the planet :) }}

<Obscenity> ((Ciao!))

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* StormFireWing the dragons think then nod to each other laughing about something then simply pad away outside they would take in the deepest breath they could and launched a beam of napalm at the being on the roof then they laugh a bit knowing the being is most likely going to teleport again

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* Obscenity learned from the best. But doesn't have to teleport. The tavern's roof is quite long. It simply walks down the other end, where they can't reach. By now, the BlackDragon Inn is probably on fire, the sleeping patrons roasting in their beds, the furniature ruined, and Dulcina, being a hardy survivor, heading down to the guardhouse to give a description of both monsters, but especially the dragon responsible6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 for the blaze, to the Guard.

<Obscenity> 6Storm will likely have quite the price on his head by morning.

* StormFireWing they stretch out as the illusion does well it would fade away

* Obscenity gives a gibbering, hyena-esque laugh. Its cogs whirr and gears turn. It curls into its own slimy body, and plots its next move.

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<Obscenity> 6Having, most likely, seen through the illusion all along. Being as a visual illusion wouldn't have much effect on a creature with no eyes.

* StormFireWing the fires that once were go out they would heal and ressurect all who they might have hurt

<StormFireWing> ((the illusion gives the feeling of what it is....but isnt true)))

<StormFireWing> ((its not just visual))

<Obscenity> 6And give them a sincere apology and a complimentary coupon for a free McCorny burger at McCheeseball's Ye Olde Family Taverne & Restaurante.

<StormFireWing> lol))

<Obscenity> 6Obscenity uses his favorite new power to teleport into some of the upstairs rooms and bloodily feast on some sleeping patrons and their god-cursed babies. God knows they pop enough of them out on a weekly basis to replenish them quickly.

<Obscenity> 6Drache should thank beasts like Obscenity for keeping the population to levels sustainable by the local economy.

* StormFireWing grins and more babies are created in the room the beast is in

<Obscenity> 6That would be happening whether Storm were responsible or not. Obscenity, however, is pleased, and eats those ones too.

* StormFireWing knows he might as well give it a snack....has actually met something that is strong

* StormFireWing continues giving more to obscenity one of them says "from storm the dragon to the strong beast" its language is that of the beasts as well

* Obscenity is Void's gift to Drache - a shapechanging monster born of a single drop of Void's cursed blood. Void has left, now, seeking some nameless goal amid the stars. But should he return in however many centuries he may hear the name of his spawn cursed by the descendants of Drache's current inhabitants, but not half as much as they'll be cursing and damning their idiotic ancestors for bringing such a thing upon6...

<Obscenity> 6...6 them in the first place.

* Obscenity gets fat and bloated and full of babies. Just like most of the female population.

* StormFireWing would just give more to the being

<SunStrider> 6Here's my lunch money. Will you be my friend now?

*** Cami is now known as Isabella

* StormFireWing wonders who strider speaks to

<SunStrider> 6Mun isn't speaking. Just laughing his ass off..

[Obscenity:#Blkdragon*inn PING]

* Isabella pushes the door open slowly and steps inside....she's wearing a simple blue tunic and a pair of black breeches which look to be a bit on the dirty side....Her long dark strands fall to her waist tied back and fallen against her back. A few strands rest about her face she looks to be in her early twenties....she's carrying a cloth bag which looks to be filled with herbs and a few various items. The only weapon she carries is

<Isabella> -={cut}=- carries is a dirk at her side she uses to cut the herbs.

* Obscenity finally has had enough. Toddles into the sewers where he can go make friends with the several-hundred-farking-Maelhim still turning the flesh of everyone they can lure down there and make 'vanish' into a commodity from which to build their horrific host bodies. Because nobody ever did anything about them either.

*** SunStrider is now known as Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer

* StormFireWing the babies within would swell up growing to full adults but nothing more ensureing the beast was stuffed to the limit

<Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer> 6A small balding 'special' child stumbles into the bar, dressed in a school uniform he appears to have his ear glued to his shoulder..

* Obscenity vomits some of them out so the Maelies can make flesh sculptures out of 'em. Is such a helpful Voidspawn. Pity if they knew he was assosciated with Void they'd all scuttle off right quick. Big V being the only thing that scares the Maelhim.

* Obscenity then coils up and snoozes down in the dark. Festering. Oozing. Stuff.

* Isabella heads over to the bar settling the bag of herbs beside her. She slides up onto the barstool closest to the end. She slips out a few coins onto the bar smiling to Dulcina not paying much attention to those around her yet. "tea please" she asks softly as she leans against the bar waiting.

* Obscenity 's mun's vocabulary has gone to shit, let's face it. Brain. Numb. Too much laughter. @.@

<Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer> 6The small child toddles over towards StormFireWing or rather the StormFireWings, and yanks on their tails.. 14"It's a skink!"

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* Kurai walks in. He sits at the bar.

<Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer> 14"Will you be my friend and give me diamonds? You give everyone else diamonds. Are they like your poop? Because I have a lot of poop, and I like to give it to people!" 6And with that, the child pulls out his nappy with a full load and offers it to the dragon. . how he does this while wearing it and not spilling the special load everywhere is a feat upon itself.

* StormFireWing shakes his head chuckling

<StormFireWing> diamond is not dragn poo

* StormFireWing tosses one to the child

* Kurai turns to StormFireWing. 1"It's not?"

* Isabella sits at the end of the bar and shifts her blue gaze towards Kurai as he too sits at the bar. She smiles and nods to him as she looks down at her dirty clothes and sighs thinking she could use a bath right now, surely she looks a mess. The bag of herbs still at her side she smiles to Dulcina as she brings the cup of tea towards her "Thank you m'lady."

<StormFireWing> no

*** Obscenity is now known as Zidane

<Kurai> "Oh."

<Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer> 6The diamond impacts the centre of the child's soft skull, imbedding itself quite firmly amongst the thinning hair this not stopping the small child from smiling vacantly at the dragon before commenting.. 14"I think we have a lot in common!"

* StormFireWing would pull the diamond out then lets his eyes glow as he would heal and change the child to that of a normal one....no longer a "special" child

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<StormFireWing> as he would try and heal^

<Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer> 6The spell doesn't work, this particular special child being beyond all the godmoding healing help in all the role-playing systems known to humanity and modern medical science. Raplh should know, considering he himself plays a character which is an amalgamation of every single race, feat, skill, proficiency, power, class and profession that there is.

*** Zidane is now known as `Jesus

* `Jesus appears behind Storm in a flash of white. Sighing quietly.

* StormFireWing blinks the two clones confused

<`Jesus> 14"My son...you mustn't do that."

<`Jesus> 14"Every child is special....even the 'special'...."

* Kurai sneezes.

<Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer> 6In the presence of Jesus, the small child begins to convulse before vomiting pea soup in 360 degrees as his head spins like a top on crak.

* Isabella 's mun gives up and goes to lurking once again.

<StormFireWing> lol))

<Kurai> "Uhh... heads don't spin that way..."

<Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer> 6Crack.. Expired crack at that..

<`Jesus> 14"We must learn to love and appreciate all children for their differences, without trying to change them."

<`Jesus> 14"Now, let's all sing something nice."

<`Jesus> 6A bolt of lightning strikes the impersonator dead. Thunder rumbles outside mun's window. Is going straight to Hell. EXPRESS.

*** `Jesus is now known as Kobie-Fearing-for-his-Mortal-S

<Kurai> (rofl)

*** Kobie-Fearing-for-his-Mortal-S is now known as Kobie-Fearing-for-his-Soul

<Kurai> "Last person who tried to get me to sing something happy gave up..."

* StormFireWing laughs

<StormFireWing> jesus was born to make humans care for each other and dragons had left no longer protecting the humans unless they had called upon them with use of dragon magick

<StormFireWing> but christians hated paegans and so made the dragon appear as a sinful being and the devil

<StormFireWing> but it was the christianity whom had corruped what people belive jesus is now

<StormFireWing> jesus accepts all beings....

<StormFireWing> regardless of their bodily form or what their soul is

<StormFireWing> some belive a dragon is a god

<Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer> 6The 'special' child Raplh reaches up and straighten his head the right way around, 14"Bye bye skinkie!" 6And then he spontaneously explodes in a fiery mass of rulebooks, game guides, character sheets and several monstrous manuals

* Kobie-Fearing-for-his-Soul keels over dead.

<StormFireWing> while others belive jesus is a god......

<Kurai> "Hmm. That was odd."

*** Raplh`The`Friendly`Roleplayer is now known as SunStrider

* StormFireWing blinks coming out of his memory trance

<SunStrider> 6This has been me, taking the piss out of you. Proudly sponsored by all that is good and right in this world.

Notes from the Fort:

In response to <StormFireWing> ((i hate being that are usually all powerful and unable to be killed....so i did a lil moding of my own....heh):

<SunStrider> That's not even a pot calling a kettle black. That's the colour black calling both kettle and pot black.

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