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Session Start: Thu Aug 21 03:50:00 2003

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*Snipped, as per usual.*

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* KaiNightWing pads in

* KaiNightWing is a hatchling starwing dragon, he is black in color with a silver underside and a blue mask like coloration over his upper muzzle and face, his eyes are gold in color and glow slightly, he also has 2 large curved blades that are retractable into a tail spade. he is 3ft long, 1ft tall, and has a 5ft wingspan (...he really is a short dragon!)

<Acar_Kangal> That is about the size of it. I am not allowed to interfere in mortal affairs of death. I can protect my friends, if ever I make any, and I can heal the injured if they allow it... I am compelled to destroy soul thieves out of hand, on their home planes

* KaiNightWing nods to acar weakly he pads to a shredded couch which his father usually sleeps on and lays down on whats left of the couch (Yea, I know curling up in the garbage always reminds me of home, too.)

* Talim nods.

* Hitako blinks and looks down to the floor..."Uh..oh....out of hand that's ok hehe" he laughed a bit feeling uneasy..hoping he wasn't discovered. "Well I could be your friend." he looked to her.

* Jezzabel blinks.."Test yourself?..That..sounds weird. You should just already know.." she looked to Acar.."You do what you can? well, if your going to save them, you should do more.." She looked at the baby dragon thing that just came in.."Ooooh..I want one of those.." (Wait long enough, and he'll probably throw you a diamond...I mean an egg...I mean...er...)

* KaiNightWing curls up laying a wing over his head shivering

<Jezzabel> Or..maybe I should kick it in the face instead.." She crossed her legs, now sitting upwards in the air..Thinking things over and looking at the dragon..

* Hitako looks at Jezzabel with a strange look. "Well to tell you the truth I didn't go to train I was feasting..anyway that's a different story." he peered towards the baby dragon and then back to Jezzabel. "You're not going to steal it are you?"

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* Talim looks to Acar. 2"I'm glad I don't have your job." 6She smiles to him and orders him a drink. She looks over to Hitako amd Jezzabel, and smiles a greeting to the newcomers.

* Acar_Kangal rises and moves toward the dragon, wondering why it was shivering

* Jezzabel shrugs.."Hrm, it depends..Its cute..but then..I'm cuter..*strikes a pose*.. So..Maybe I should have some fun with it instead.." her ears twitch, and her red cat tail swishes in the air..

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<Talim> (msg for desc btw)

* Hitako 's ears twitch and he makes a small mew sound. "Please leave the poor creature be miss....oh I never even got your name....my name is Hitako..what's yours?"

<Acar_Kangal> Well we don't recruit often. Usually our recruitment is by telling a story. If we hear any other answer than the one you gave, we figure the candidate is unsuitable

* KaiNightWing he was too tired to care what he heard....h missed his father, he hadnt been around much and he was determined to wait

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<Talim> /me raises an eyebrow.

<Talim> (doh

* Talim raises an eyebrow. 2"Which answer?"

* KaiNightWing nuzzles his head against the couch slowly looking as if trying to nuzzle someone he stopped a moment, then curled up tighter trying to keep warm (If you're that cold, maybe you should try sticking your head in the oven.)

* Acar_Kangal tosses a heavy purse to land in front of Tallim. 1"Than k you for your attention. The answer that you are glad you don't have the job. Think about what you heard and said for a few days. If your answer is the same, break this whistle. If not, then blow it. ..." 6::Tosses a silver whistle n a lanyard to Talim

* Jezzabel yawns, raiseing a hand to her lips.."Eh, guess not...But, its boreing not being able to reak havok on -something-..Oh, my name.. Jezzabel.." She answers, still floating atleast four feet in the air..

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* Hitako makes a stern look at Jezzabel "You're very...uhm....how can I say this...assertive Miss Jezzabel" he blinked and blushed looking down a bit.

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* KaiNightWing uncurls very uncomfortable without his father he rolls over yelping as he falls off the couch he gets up slowly then climbs back up his eyes catch jezz his gae stays upon her for about 12 seconds then he closes his eyes (I like to count the seconds when I'm looking at someone, myself. One...okay, I can't take the sight of you, anymore.)

* Acar_Kangal decides KaiNightWing's distress is normal, and walks away from the baby dragon

* Talim picks up the items, and looks at them inquisitivley. 2"I... I'm not sure what to say." 6She rubs her forhead, slightly stressed. 2"I'll have to think about this."

<Acar_Kangal> That is all I ask

<Acar_Kangal> You do get to be a shapeshifter

<KaiNightWing> gaze^

* Talim nods. 2"As i said, i will have to think this over. Are you here often?"

<Acar_Kangal> I am here from time to time

* Hitako looks to Acar_Kangal "Um excuse me sir...you don't destroy soul takers....who don't cause trouble do you?" he said in a nervous tone...he kept his ears low and loosened himself in his chair a bit.

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<Acar_Kangal> Soul thieves by our defintiion are those who steal souls the bridge has claim on, no others

* Hitako gulped and sighed..."Well um I've taken 4 souls...in the past 3 days...but I have good reason for it..I'm serious." he was now getting nervous.

<Acar_Kangal> Many souls go unloved..

<Acar_Kangal> Those are not our job--we have a hard enough time as it is

* KaiNightWing gets up and decides to try and be friendly...he pads to hitako limping slightly he looks up "hi...hows you (Terrible. See, this baby-speaking fuckwit just decided to strike up a conversation with me...)

* Talim watches.

* Hitako looks down to the baby dragon it shocked him a bit "oh...hi I'm ...doing ok...how about yourself little one."

* Jezzabel looks at the dragon.."Heh..He stared at me..Fun.." And her pointed ears twitch, hearing Hitako.."Eh, thanks I guess.." She grinned..She blinked.."You've taken four souls...What for? They'res nothing to do with them.." Blinking at the dragon.."Heh,..it talks?"

* Hitako looks back to Jezzabel "Well maybe nothing for 'you' to do with them...but I am a soul taker/eater ...I have to devour souls to live....that is why I asked the storyteller that question...I needed to know."

<KaiNightWing> mes okies i thinks....

<Acar_Kangal> Anyway, Talim, twas a pleasure to meet you, and you Hitako, and even you Jezzabel. 6:: His form shimmers and is suddenly a giant white dog, anout three feet at the shoulder and close to eight feet long includint the tail which was carreid behind in a wheel... Brown eyes gaze at Jezzabel for a few moments, as if marking her, then he turns for the door and lopes off, in a deceptively lazy glide which seems to eat distance in a flash::

* Acar_Kangal slips through the door and is gone, running in the night

* Talim watches him leave, and then looks to the items. Not knowing what to do, she places them in her pouch, and decides to think about it later.

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* Klock wonders in, as if he'd made a mistake, and moment later realizing it's the right place. The wiry little goblin peers about with sinister eyes. Among his futures are a small impish nose two tiny horns and a brad slimy mouth. He wears a grimy orange vest whats embroidery has long since faded and a loincloth. His oversized feet are wrapped in poorly cured furs. A long tattered cape tethers behind him as he slinks toward the ba

<Hitako> Oh that's good young one...what are you doing here? And up at this time?

<KaiNightWing> i waiting for daddies to come backl

* Talim grabs her drink, and walks over to the three out of curiosity.

<KaiNightWing> hes gon for 2 days (If you were my spawn, I'd've left you, too. In a canvas sack in the river.)

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<KaiNightWing> i scared he hurt

<Hitako> Oh....well why not look for him?

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<Jezzabel> Ohh..I see..You eat souls? Fun.. " Watches the now, white dog watch her.."Geeze..Everyone wants to look at me..Something wrong with the way I look?" She bites her lower lip, and then smirks.."You have a daddy? Heh..Too bad.."

<KaiNightWing> i dids......

* Hitako stares at her blankly and removes his gaze....."it's not fun to eat souls I can assure you Miss Jezzabel."

* KaiNightWing looks at jezz her comment having gotten his attention

<Hitako> No luck young one? Oh that's too bad...well I'm sure he'll turn up...if he was a dragon I can assure one thing I didn't touch him.

<KaiNightWing> daddies not bads! (But don't take his word for it. Judge for yourself once you meet his father.)

* KaiNightWing looks to hitako "thankies"

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<Hitako> No problem

* Hitako sits down and calms a bit laying his head on the table.

* Talim sits down.

* Jezzabel shrugs,..."Well, if you have to eat them, make it fun..Fry them or something.." She smirks.."Oh, you did? So, what..now you have no daddy? Don't give up..parents are hard to come by...Especilly mine.." She smirks.."Not bad? How would you know? Your his son..you have to think your father is good, otherwise your life come crashing down upon you..I was just able to get out of the rubble of mine.."

* Jezzabel [C]: ubble of mine.."

* Klock climbs onto a bar stool like a ladder. his long cape falls all the way to the floor. One of his great ears purks up "thankies?" he says softly.

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* Talim sips her drink. Wonders why everyones so friendly recently. Sure, its good, but no-one fights anymore.

* Jezzabel looks about.."Well, anyways..I'll be back, later maybe...Until then, I'm gone..Expect some havok when I get back..Hrm, Hitako..I'll remember that.." She smirks, and then disappeared.. In her place, was a floating peice of paper..That read.."Jezzabel.. Need me? Don't call, I'll take my time."

<Hitako> Hmm bye then.

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* Talim ... Havok. She liked the sound of that.

* Hitako smiles at the funny lady "Hmm may get quite a feast when she returns.."

* Klock swivels around on his stool to face the patrons and gestures out to them with his three clawed fingers "Thirsty Klock likes it nice generous people, would them buy for Impoverished Klock the good drinking? Appreciative Klock would be it their eternal friend." (Stupidity-loathing Shuwyt would be more appreciative if Homicidal Klock eliminated the dragon problem.)

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* Talim smiles back at Hitako. 2"Lets hope so. I need some excercise."

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* Hitako blinks and looks to Talim "Excercise? How so miss?"

* Talim gestures to the large sword on her back. 2"That things not light. Just wielding it is a workout for me, let alone actually fighting."

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* Klock left eye squints so tightly in puzzlment that half his face seems to cave in over it.

* Hitako blinks is amazement "Wow impressive sword...I usualyl use my twin blades Musashi....however putting them together to make Soul relinquish takes the pain out of hacking a person to death and then searching the body for a soul..the soul relinquish is a quick slash and instantly the soul is removed...only works on unsuspecting foes though .

* KaiNightWing grins "hey hitako....talim...lets go outside....i might be able to provide a good exersize"

* Hitako looks to KaiNightWing....."uhh sure I suppose better than sitting in here and doing nothing" he was hoping for a chance to try out new techs.

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* Klock snorts "Bah! Humble Klock is so polite, stingy people are cold and mean. Threatening Klock hopes it they fall into a hold and get made dead!" he sakes a fist

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* Talim tosses a copper to the goblin, and nods to Kai and Hitako.

* KaiNightWing pads outside

* Hitako looks to Klock "Uhh no thansk I don't have the money to buy anything sir.....and um.....good days to you."

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<Talim> me follows.

(*Further snippage.*)

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* KaiNightWing carries his father to a new couch and sets his down gently he smiles "sleep now daddy...rests" (I knew there was a reason I hated family reunions.)

* Hitako scratches his head. 2 I dunno...I ask myself this many times....why do I help people....it's a puzzling question maybe it's my warriors code....or maybe I just felt it need be done....r maybe I just like helping people...haha....oh well what's done is done I suppose."

* Talim coughs. 2"Either way... i owe you my life." 6She grabs his hand. 2"I hope i can pay you back sometime."

* Dracolyte smiles up at kai and scootches over to the back of the couch as far as he could go before opening an inviting wing "i never got a chance to hug you back there and you should rest too after having a meal"

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* Hitako smiles to Talim 2Glad I could help you...well then I'd best be headin to bed I need to recover and I haven't much sleep lately....good night." 4 He got up and trudged upstairs to his room closing the door behind him.

* Talim waves goodnight.

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* Talim shouts to Dulcy from her seat... not standing up from fear of exhaustion. She orders something she wouldn't ussually be caught with.. but she felt like crap. She orders peppermint tea.

* KaiNightWing climbs up then hugs his dad

* Dracolyte smiles "hey kai i bet i can eat more than you" (Family reunion? I meant the carnival's in town. They're the freak show and the pie-eating contest.)

<KaiNightWing> no you cants!

<Dracolyte> you go first i bet i can make sure the food is filling and fattening!

* Talim looks over at Kai.. hoping whatever the hell had possessed him to beat the hell out of her earlier has left him now.

* KaiNightWing wshrugs "okies i guess

* KaiNightWing goes over and gets a large pile of fattening foods then simply begins gulping them down sometimes not even chewing eating everything then lays back with his dad his belly now swollen greatly he groans a lil "did i eats mores?" (Pity the demoness or whatever she was left. Maybe she could have kicked him in the stomach.)

* Dracolyte smiles and closes his eyes as he lays there another tear coming to his eye any one who could feel such things as pain would be feeling emmense emotional pain from him

<Dracolyte> "ok never mind i cant beat you"

* Dracolyte smiles agian

* Talim gets up and drags her sorry ass over to the bar. She leavse her sword at her table, as she is in no shape to carry it, left alone wield it. She tips Dulcy, blows on her tea and takes a sup.

<KaiNightWing> told yas

<Talim> *sip

<KaiNightWing> sowwwwwiiiieeessss talim (It's like a homicidal Teletubbie. "Kai! Po! Sowwylala!")

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* Dracolyte smiles up from the couch not to much he could do at the moment besides lay there sprawled out on the couch

* Talim looks to the small dragon. 2"Don't worry about it, little one. *cough* I'll be feeling better in no time. But remind me, never, ever try to fight you again."

<KaiNightWing> i sowwies and i will reminds yous

* Dracolyte chuckles slightly "hes powerful isint he?"

* Talim nods, wincing at the pain such movement causes. 2"Yeah, when he gets angry, I'm gonna get out of the way next time."

* KaiNightWing whimpers holding his belly he had definitely overstuffed himself but he just had a tummy ache he lays on his back paws on his belly "i thinks me eat too much

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"If you refer to his body odor, then yes, he is indeed powerful. Otherwise, your collective skills remind me of a drunken swarm of dequilled porcupines on illicit drugs. In a bag." 6The sweet, soft scent of rose petals begins to permeate the air as a voice issues seemingly from all directions, its tone hushed and calm with, obviously, a biting edge of sarcasm.

* Woolly finishes gnawing on the arm of a demon, letting loose a satisfied "BAAAA-erp!"

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* Dracolyte smiles "you will feel better later

* Talim nods. 2"yeah, a lot later. Who would have thought such a small thing could launch 40 foot walls of fire. *cough*" 6She sticks her legs up on the bar, and to no-one in particular she asks 2"Where's my brother, i wonder."

<KaiNightWing> okies

* Fork wanders in.

* Fork is Fork. (Best. Description. Ever.)

* Fork --> Bar.

* Talim waves to Fork.

* Fork waves back.

<Fork> Hey. You look a little raw, miss-

* Fork looks at the dragons.

<Fork> Oh christ, they're multiplying!

* Talim nods.

* Fork changes his order from one beer to fifty.

* Dracolyte holds out an inviting wing and gestures for him to come up onto the couch with him "come on up here i need the time with you after that"

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 14"I assure you, breath of that nature is most definitely flammable, regardless of which orifice it exits from. Overstuffed and lazy... How beautifully pathetic and wasting. Reminds me of the old opium dens, though those were at least accompanied by women of some taste." 6The voice is almost always followed by quiet, amused and evil laughter.

* Fork drinks.

* Fork looks around.

* Fork drinks .....frantically.

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* Talim giggles, sips her drink.

<Fork> Blood...alcohol....rising....pain....fading....

* Talim rubs her ribs. She hopes her lungs heal ok. They're really important to her.

* KaiNightWing speaks to the voice "the only thing pathetic is your voice...and that your hiding like a coward all the time....do all of us a favor and shutup before someone dies of suicidal attemps caused by your annoying voice

* Fork stops, wincing.

<Fork> Kid, if someone dies, I hope it's me.

<Mia`the`Pirate`Pouncer> 14"...frankly, his voice is the only thing in here that's *keeping* me from killing myself at the moment." 6A pained mutter from the doorway.

<Fork> That way I won't have to put up with this-...aha, a kindred spirit. C'mere, let's be good kindred, and drink spirits.

* Talim spits out some blood.

*** Mia`the`Pirate`Pouncer is now known as {-Jade-}

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Oh, if someone were to kill themselves because of me, I'd be immensely overjoyed, and I'd be doing the world a favor. Besides, I fear letting something such as you set eyes on me would degrade me by principle. I, unlike you, have standards. Or, rather, you do have standards, don't you, and they involve sheep."

<Fork> Horny baa-stard. 6Fork mutters, faux-drunkenly.

<Fork> 6Oh, how he wishes he were truly drunk.

* Talim hands dulcy back the peppermint tea... she orders one double strength whiskey. One bottle, that is.

<KaiNightWing> heh yes i do have standards that include sheep....those are my diet....i roast em and then eat em...there a good meal....fills ya up quick too but then again having all that wool is ticklish

* Talim looks at Kai. 2"Doesn't the wool burn off when you cook them?"

<{-Jade-}> 14"...I thought good kindred drank something else entirely." 6Cracked lips twist into a smirk; the pale figure pushes away from where she'd leant, cheek pressed to doorjamb, and wobbles into the commons. Hazel eyes turn with some distaste to the gobbet of blood disgorged by Talim. 14"...then again, if that's how they serve it up in these parts, I see why."

<KaiNightWing> i use psionics talim ( Mutton Soup for the Fucktard's Soul ?)

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Yes, I'm sure you do enjoy being filled by sheep."

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<KaiNightWing> the only good attack you can do shadow is try to insult someone or twist someone's words around to fit to your liking (Yea. Pick on someone with a mind your own size!)

<{-Jade-}> 6She pauses halfway across the room and launches into a fit of hoarse snickering; a stick-like arm wrapping around her stomach.

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<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"I prefer not to waste my considerable magical talents on things that I can find in a latrine every morning," 6comes the response, a momentary flickering of a form passing through the rafters. Of course, it's hard to say where he might really be, as his voice is omnidirectional in source.

<Fork> ...how'd he find out what to call you?

<Fork> assuming that's actually your name, unseen-type-fellow.

<KaiNightWing> i simply called him shadow...reason that he hides in the shadows all the time

* Talim drinks her drink.

<KaiNightWing> but then again

<Fork> Bah, half the patrons do that. You gonna call them all by the same name?

<KaiNightWing> shadows are alot more intellegent than this guy

<Fork> That's pretty dumb. You'll get them mixed up, and you'll get confused, and your pretty little head will explode.

<Fork> .....

<Fork> ....On second thought, you just go -riiight- on ahead.

* Talim shrugs, and opens another bottle.

* Fork chugs.

* Timer cut activated

<{-Jade-}> 6The snickering trickles off into a breathy rasp; the waif turns her head to the side, half-bending, and coughs. 15"...ugh." 6A stray tress is pushed from her face as she straightens; she glances ceiling-ward, the smirk flickering upon her lips. 14"I thought these sorts of places hired municipal servants to take out the waste. Is there a shortage of willing employees? A hiring freeze? Don't tell me there's an unemployment problem in this city; I see plenty of opportunity right here."

* Orwell rambles incoherently in his sleep from the corner table.

<{-Jade-}> 6- mployment problem in this city; I see plenty of opportunity right here."

* Timer cut halted

* KaiNightWing grins and tosses a diamond shattering fork's drinking glass/mug

* KaiNightWing looks to his father

* Fork swears profusely.

<Fork> F##$#!!!

<Fork> You #&!@!#Ing lame-assed @#!$ing dragons and your @#!$!ING DIAMOND FETISHES!~

<KaiNightWing> hehehehe

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* Fork picks up the diamond, marches over to Kai, bends him over, and RAMS IT WHERE IT DOESN'T FIT. Up to the ELBOW.

* Talim applauds.

* Fork pulls his arm forth with a hideous squelch and wrinkles his nose.

<Fork> Jebus.

<Fork> I need a bath.

<{-Jade-}> 6The girl's mottled eyes go very, very wide.

* KaiNightWing knows fork fails for the reason he doesnt have an asshole (...anyone want to guess when I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe? How can you not have one when you are one?)

* Dracolyte looks at fork "i really wouldent be doing that you could lose an arm

<Fork> 6...he does now.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Assuming, of course, that the shadows you talk of are sentient. Tell me, do they often speak to you? Do you hear voices in your head?" 6The voice almost sounds like a psychiatrist at that point, though it's harsh again soon enough. 2"Though you clearly sport the barbaric, mindless tendancies of those who... lack mental faculties. You really ought to be careful when insulting others. You see, it's fine for me to do it

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 e for me to do it, because I have a brain, while you... well, yes, you have a second ass to speak from."

<Fork> No -shit- mate.

* KaiNightWing pulls it out and heals himself

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<Fork> Well, I take that back. 6Eyes his arm.

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<{-Jade-}> "I was going to offer to cut it off," 6she admits.

* Talim wishes her sword was closer, and lighter.

* Fork eyes the little one.

<Fork> You want me to do it again?

* Fork eyes Jade, then.

<Fork> I'm tempted to take you up on that. God knows I'll never wash the smell out.

* Dracolyte glares at fork and puts a claw through the edge of the couch without even moving a muscle "i would not try it if i were you!"

<Fork> ....

<Fork> Got news for you, mate. I just did.

<Fork> I'm regretting it, but I still did it. Bloody hell. What were you -feeding- that little twat?

<{-Jade-}> 6The waif blinks, doing her best to appear innocuous; though a slow grin spreads across her features upon hearing this. It isn't a terribly attractive look. "Great! Anyone got a butterknife?" 6A pause. "Sheep, from what I understand."

* KaiNightWing grins and gets up

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Now, let's not worry about what he's been fed. Their personal life is none of our concern, and I seriously doubt you'd survive the sordid details."

<Fork> Which end of the sheep?

* Dracolyte stands up and turns to face fork "do not insult my son he is far more powerful than you ever will even dream of being"

* KaiNightWing stretches out then uses his tail to swat fork outside into a tree

* Fork flips Draco the finger...and a few spattery droplets of unmentionable goo while he's at it.

<Fork> Blah, blah, blah.

* Fork dodges nimbly. (™)

<{-Jade-}> 6A painfully-thin hand works its way from the end of her voluminous sleeve; she points at the unseen one - which amounts to a great deal of waving about. "What he said."

* KaiNightWing watches as he flies into the tree breaking it

<KaiNightWing> ooops

<KaiNightWing> missed

<KaiNightWing> darn

* KaiNightWing goes back to para mode - (...you call what you do para ? I'm gonna have to change the topic in TWI to 'Novella RP', then.)

<{-Jade-}> 6And whirls on a booted toe; staring blankly after the flying Fork. 14"...Yine at a yodelfest; did I take the brown opium this morning or something?" (It's so hard to find good 'Christ on a cracker' equivalents when you're a heathen. *Sigh*)

<Fork> Listen, you and your 'power' don't mean shit to me. It ain't gonna make up for what ya don't got between yer legs - or between yer ears.

* Woolly trots around his pen, admiring the littering of demon scraps, bones, and bits of greymatter.

* Dracolyte closes his eyes for a moment before looking back to him his eyes going pitch black and his scales following

<Fork> Y'ain't freakin' worth crap. I mean look at you.

<Fork> Sulking around in a freakin' 'ole like this.

* KaiNightWing grins and grabs all the beers and other alchoholic drinks and teleports them off into a different realm (And people wonder why a certain Priestess of Mongo swore off BDI.)

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Now, now, your accuracy is to be praised. Few would be able to... oh, I'm sorry, you seem to have missed. Perhaps you ate something disagreeable? Your mother's unmentionables, per chance?"

<KaiNightWing> no more for you fork

<KaiNightWing> you may me to get anything

<KaiNightWing> heh

* Talim sighs.

<Fork> With what you got, you could be out there, makin' a difference. But you're reduced to bullying the slum drunk.

* Orwell stirs in his chair. "Demons dun like flowers.."

<Fork> I fawkin' PITY you.

<{-Jade-}> 15"...em, do we really have a lot of room to talk, there?" 6she whispers, sidling up to the sarcastic one. 15"I mean, look at us. We're trying to talk sense into them..."

* Orwell shifts in his sleep, muttering something about a stone fish...

* Dracolyte tackles fork and pins him to the floor with a set of claws through the back of his shirt and one of his back paws over his crotch "insult my son one more time and you become a woman!" (I hope he foots the therapy bill when Fork gets PTSD from being molested by the draconic equivalent of Pedialyte. I don't even want to know how he replaces the electrolytes.)

* Fork grunts. Spits in his face.

* KaiNightWing teleports his father onto the couch before he can do any damage

<Fork> Get off me, and open your damn ears.

<KaiNightWing> no worries dad

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<Fork> I'm trying to tell you something important. Go figure you'd be too freakin' thick to listen.

<{-Jade-}> 6The waif squeals as the dragon launches and stumbles back, her heel catching on the hem of her skirts and sending her to her rear. "Hey!" 6Pale features crease into a decidely unhappy frown.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Now, now, you insolent little dragonfly. you don't want me getting involved in this any further than just pointing out the truths of your sad excuses for lives. And of course they're thick. They have scales. Probably several veneral diseases, as well. Syphillis does have some dementia associated with it, if I remember the medical texts correctly. That'd explain their faces, anyway, what with the rotting flesh and all."

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 g flesh and all."

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* KaiNightWing giggles at the voice

<KaiNightWing> hey dad the jester is trying to make us laugh

* Dracolyte turns and looks up "dont insult me from the shadows if you wiull insult me do it to my face coward!"

* Talim prays

<KaiNightWing> think we should humor it?

<Fork> Oh, for god's sake, look at the example you're giving your damn son. Yeah, beating up on a farkin' down and out loser like me. 6Fork gets to his feet, and spits on the floor. 1You're a -real- hero.

<{-Jade-}> "Farkin' hell. Watch where you're going, would ya? Could hurt an innoent bystander that way. Yish." 6Scowling, she twists onto a hip and pushes herself to her feet; the hand that had failed miserably at catching her fall given a light shake before she cradles the accompanying wrist in her other palm. 14"Bloody hell. Hope I didn't break that again."

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<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"I thought we were already over this. Your countenance is so vile that I fear I would be devalued for facing such a bile-inducing visage. Besides, if you can't take me insulting you from the shadows, how in the nine Hells do you get along with your wife and what she does behind your back?"

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<Fork> Why don't you go mug some old women and rape a few little girls while you're at it. Show 'em how much of a -man- you really are. 6It's hard to imagine someone like Fork being so damned angry about anything. But he's damned angry now.

<{-Jade-}> 14"...the sheep, probably."

* KaiNightWing holds up another beer then gives it to fork

<{-Jade-}> 6The mottled eyes widen again; she spins to face Fork, the fracture forgotten. "If he lays one syphalitic scaly paw on me, I'm holding you personally responsible!"

* Dracolyte lowers his head the wife statement was going too far he would not take any insults about her

<Fork> Yeah, whatever, lady.

<KaiNightWing> thanks...you help make shadow look weak on insults...though hehe he is lower than you....

<Fork> Stick it on my tab. 6He takes the beer without saying a thing and guzzles it down.

* Talim wonders if survivng tonites fight was a good thing, or some kind of curse.

* KaiNightWing grins and gives fork some everclear...pure and not mixed with anything

<KaiNightWing> this should make you drunk

* Talim coughs. 2"Someone pass me that big ole sword on the table over there, wouldya."

* KaiNightWing teleports talim's sword to her

* Talim raises an eyebrow.

* Fork chugs it down. Sways.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Heheheh...Hahaha... Hah hah hah hah!" 6It's really a quiet, more muffled laugh at first, then it gets to be about normal... and then, it's totally insane and amused, ringing throughout the inn for a few moments before he stops. 2"No appreciation for quality mind-games. Then again, am I just making it up, or do I really know about you. Of course, if I did know about what you two did in your bedroom at home with one anot

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 home with one another, I'd probably have gone understandably mad."

<{-Jade-}> 6The jaded one would go with curse, herself, but she was convinced she was cursed long before she stumbled into Drache. A brow lofts; she casts her gaze to Talim briefly. "I would, but I don't think I could pick it...oh. And we have the ever helpful whatsit, anyway. Hey, can I get a pony?" (...note, he never produces a pony. The bastard.)

<{-Jade-}> 14"...I thought we were all mad here. Don't we have to be?"

* KaiNightWing gives fork a special liquor he made by combining everclear, dragonsbreath, and a few other liqoursd together "heh this one will definitely get you drunk (...special liquor? Where I come from, we just call it a suicide. It isn't special. It's the dregs of the bar. Kind of like Wang is the dregs of the RP.)

<KaiNightWing> dad

<KaiNightWing> go back on the couch pleae

<KaiNightWing> please

* Talim laughs at Jade. 2"I don;t think i can pick it up either, but maybe i can throw myself upon it."

* Fork uncorks it. Watches the flames scorch the rafters. Brow-perks.

<Fork> I'll pass on this one, mate, but it'd make a great molotov.

* Talim 2"Pass it this way."

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<KaiNightWing> hhehehehe

* Fork pokes Dracolyte.

* Dracolyte lowers his eyes "do not insult my mate!" he looks back up to the rafters pure hatred in his eyes anyone could tell

<KaiNightWing> please dont poke my dad ok? ( Please Don't Poke My Dad! The heart-warming, stomach-turning sequel to Hop on Pop .)

<Dracolyte> (i was poked with a fork i must be done lol)

<KaiNightWing> DAD STOP NOW

<Fork> Mate, do you know your juvenile kid is swapping insults and passing out heavy liquor in a tavern? (Is there a Family and Children Services office in Drache?)

<Fork> Look, he's even sticking up for you. Kid's actually got more sense.

<KaiNightWing> would you prefer i get enraged in here dad?

<{-Jade-}> "a braver woman than I you, are, then," 6she quips with a grin, folding her arm once more about her waist and bowing. "Then again, I'm the one who's staying he -" 6Another break in her words; she erupts into laughter again.

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* Talim smiles. Orders another drink; a strong one.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"No worries about that. Her own breasts do that enough." 6A few, random rose petals drift down from above, flirting with the floor before they land and lay inert. 2"Why stop him, kid, or are you upset that the truth is being revealed about your... oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize how traumatizing it'd be to have that monstrosity as a parent."

<{-Jade-}> 15"Please don't poke my - oh, mymymy," 6she manages to gasp between giggles. 15"Out of the gutter, me! Which way's the door?"

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<Fork> Listen, mate, I dunno how things work in the Land O' Puff The Drug-Farked Talking Lizard, but where we -humans- live - you know, civilisation? - crap like this ain't a real good example to set for yer kid.

* Talim drinks the drink quickly, and slams the bottle down on the bar. Burps louldy.

* Dracolyte completely ignores fork and kai the shots to his wife were far too low she had died a long time ago and he had loved her like no other he had had no mate since then he could not stand to betray her and go out with another dragon he would not let her memory die and any insult to her would piss him off more than anything else ever could

* KaiNightWing sighs

<KaiNightWing> then ill die dad

* KaiNightWing pads off outside

* Fork tries to imagine dragons 'going out'. Sitting at the drive in, snogging in the back of a 60's convertible to "Texas Battleaxe Massacre"....

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<Fork> Blah, what a tosser. Even ran his own stupid kid out.

* Talim wonders if shes ever seen a longer sentence/

<{-Jade-}> 15"Hoo, lordy." 6She exhales slowly, straightening - mottled eyes blink; the expression on her face is such as to suggest that if her ears were pointed, they would have just perked. "What's that I hear? Is that...victory music? An answered prayer?" (The twitch is dead!)

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* Dracolyte does not hear kai nor does he see him leave he is too busy trying to find the ass who insulted his mate (Parents, keeping an eye on your spawn is your responsibility. When your son is molested in a Target, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.)

<Fork> ....a funeral dirge. (...for us.)

* Talim listens.

* Talim 2"Not yet..."

* KaiNightWing grabs draco in a few seconds flat he growls and bites him hard then drags him off outside

* KaiNightWing creates a barrier so he cant get away

* KaiNightWing grins seeing he is locked

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* Fork blinks.

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<Fork> Holy shit, man.

<{-Jade-}> 6They blink again. "..."

<Fork> I mean...

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Aa, good, maybe that one will never come back. It takes the shallow end of a race's gene pool to create something composed that completely of pure, unabashed crap." 6There's no such thing as going to far, to him, and he's always gotten a thrill out of his job. Or rather, it's probably his hobby. 2"Then again... Perhaps it was something else that caused that... Your eyes and his... Wait, is your garbage man Joe Brown?

* Orwell raises a hand in the air and blurts out, "Hear ye! Hear ye! Er..." then flops back in his chair.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 ge man Joe Brown?" 6Subtle, insidious laughter follows that, as a form once more can be seen hopping along rafters, though too shadowy to be identified by features.

<Fork> ....holy.....I mean.... !!!

* Dracolyte swings his head with amazing force even he dident expect throwing kai off just as he bites leaving a large gash where he did and sending him across the room

<Fork> They're turning on each other! This could be the beginning of the end to the plague!

* Talim swings her head with amazing force... into the bar.

<{-Jade-}> "Gods above and below. Do you know what *my* sire would have done if I'd tried to pull something like tha - yes! That! Precisely!"

<Fork> With no viable food source, they consume their own, until humanity is freed of the fetters of the Lame!

<Fork> WE WILL BE VICTO-...6The liquor goes to his head at last. Fork passes out.

* Talim contemplates painting half of Fork's face blue.

* Dracolyte looks back at last the fool shut up he then turns back to the rafters

* Fork would then no doubt parade around in a kilt trying to rouse an army of peasants to kill Englishmen.

* KaiNightWing growls his eyes glow and he easily grabs draco via telekinesis and drags him outside....using all of his strength making it impossible to block or stop

<{-Jade-}> "Rejoice, mah brethren, for - " 6And yet again, she blinks; staring in utter bemusement at the chaos, the woman beating her head against the wall as if it were a brick wall (and sympathizing), and the passed-out Fork.

* Dracolyte glares up into the rafters "why do you insult my mate what has she done to you nothing she isint even alive now because of some asshole wizard who though he was the shit!"

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"No, I suppose not. It must have been Gruumsh One-eye himself, god of the orcish race. I wonder, though, if he was the father or mother..." 6Then, at the response, he just begins to laugh, and that mocking, amused laughter is the only response immediately forthcoming.

<{-Jade-}> 6Slowly, she sinks to the ground where she is; leaning against a table-leg and pulling her knees to her chest. 15"...mommy? I think I'm having a bad dream."

* Ravynlord trudges into the inn, Black dragonskin boots carry the pale figure with an unnatural silence. His waist length raven locks are bound back with a silver skull-wrought clasp. A dark wolf-trimmed cloak is cast about his form, concealing anything he might wear beneath, save for the occasional glimpse of that bone cane.

* Fork snores.

* KaiNightWing closes his eyes he growls "dad...if you dont stop i will be forced to knock you out cold" (To call MEDIEVAL COPS...or Sir Gerald Sprynger. decisions, decisions...)

* Fork rolls over, mumbling drunkenly, and vomits profusely on Dracolyte's feet. (He makes me want to puke, too. And I haven't even been drinking.)

* Talim stops beating her hea against the bar long enough to order another drink.

* Dracolyte digs his claws into the floor being so long eother he would cut a nice hole in the floor or stop alltogether the second was most likely as he was much stronger when enraged then he was normally

<{-Jade-}> 15"...a really, really bad - oh, farking hell. I am (not* cleaning that up." 6Her face scrunches up.

<Dracolyte> either*

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* KaiNightWing he lifts his father from the ground with telekinesis not letting him try he pulls him outside

<KaiNightWing> damn you dad....come on

* Ravynlord threads his way through the room, avoiding anything that looks dangerous. He would alight at the bar, and settle into a seat there, pausing to relay his order to one of the servers.

* Dracolyte digs his claws in still deeper he will not leave the inn it would take a god to get him out

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* Talim empties the bottle, wonders if she should headbutt it.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Oh no, I'd much rather see him get enraged. That way, maybe you'll both kill one another and we'll be free of your inbred, mutant legacies." 6The laughter had quieted down several moments before these words issue forth, and then there's a sound of a boot hitting wood above. Stomping, apparently. 2"God damn, it's like revelation! Hopefully there are some tentacles queued up for you guys. I'm sure you can commisserate

* Orwell shifts in his sleep, muttering something about a stone fish...

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 can commisserate with your... fair lady... in the afterlife. I have no doubt she's loving them as we speak, literally and figuratively."

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* Dracolyte snarls and opens his mouth letting a burst of flame go into the rafters and crouching back "do not insult my mate my son my friends or anything else bastard!"

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* Fork continues to vomit on the fellow's incredibly-dug-in-feet. The rancid smell fills the inn.

<{-Jade-}> 6The waif nestles her chin in the hollow between her knees, and smirks. "Normally, I like flamers, but this is just ridiculous. And don't tentacle demons have some modicum of taste?"

<Fork> Ghh..blaaagghhh...

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 2"Their association with you is insulting enough to the lot of them." 6And some of the wooden rafters are, likely, incinerated by the blast, but it doesn't do a thing to stop the voice. Rest assured, he's physically present somewhere, but not at that spot in the rafters. 2"They had to call in the sickly, perverted and desperate old tentacle monsters for this job."

<{-Jade-}> "...then again, *I* used to date one..."

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<{-Jade-}> "Well, I certainly hope someone's going to put them out of their misery afterwards." 6A snort.

* Talim gets up. Slaps Dracolyte across the face, walks back to her seat and resumes banging her head into the bar.

* KaiNightWing grins and makes the strongest of illusions that draco's fire destroyed th inn...though the others couldnt see it only draco could

* KaiNightWing the illusion makes it sound as if the inn was no more......he couldnt hear anyone

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* Dracolyte could still feel the floor he did not fall illusions that easily kai would have to actually take the inn out to get him out of it and even then he would have a job draco seriously wanted to kill this whatever it was and letting out another blast of flame incinerates more of the rafters

<Dracolyte> (fall for*)

* Fork looks up blearily. Watches idly as a burning rafter falls nearby.

<Fork> Y'know, y'stupid f'ack, yer gonna..bbburn down the whole damn joint.

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<Fork> An' kill a few dozen innocent people...but I guess that doesn't matter to you as much as getting even for some childish insult...y'farkin' tool.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6Which falls radically outside the realm of the believeable, making it very simple for Ano Yarou to ignore. 2"Aa, now we're getting testy. Of course, I can imagine why. No one likes to know what their wife does when they're away. Still, how you missed the numerous, squirming limbs in your home I can't imagine. I wouldn't think this was new news." 6Rafters are scorched and burned away, and to no avail. Of course, it pr

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 Of course, it probably does hurt a few random patrons who happen to be below falling debris.

* Fork rolls away in disgust, leaving a trail of bubbling, chunky spew caught between the dragons' toes.

* KaiNightWing sighs and thinks....he turned draco into a rabbit, knowing he did....and grabs it not caring if it hurts him or not (And for his next trick, he'll pull his father out of his asshat!)

* Talim bludgeons herself into a deep sleep.

* Ravynlord cringes faintly at the fireworks, peering over to the origin o the flames. Cold blue eyes fix in Draco's direction, their brilliant blue flames within illuminating where his gaze falls. "Ser, could you please be a bit more careful with the pyrotechnics?"

<Fork> "Yea, your mother's a big fat poo-poo head, I think I'll destroy the tavern."6 Morons.

* Dracolyte closes his eyes for a moment the flaming rafter lifts from the ground and settles in mid air as a blue gelly like feeling field blocks all flameing rafters and debris falling to the ground he did not want to kill innocents however this man was going to be a dead man weather he likeed it or not

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<{-Jade-}> "Bloody - farkin' - hells!" 6The girl screeches irritably, tossing her head back - only to have it impact the table-leg she had forgotten was behind it, and evoke a plaintive cry. A hand untucks, rubbing the nape of her neck; her scowl darkens as she re-sets herself. "Freakin' thick-skulled, single-minded flamin' farkin' morons! Now I see why I got warned away from this place! But do I ever listen? Nooo. And you know who that reminds me of? Do you?"

<{-Jade-}> 6- u know who that reminds me of? Do you?"

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* Fork is fortunately too drunk to be really angry at this point. He is, however, unfortunately flammable.

* Talim wakes up.

* Talim looks at the window.

* Talim runs towards the window.

* Talim dives out the window.

<Fork> This place is like some f'arkin' draconic day-care centre with drugs. (Now, all we need is the Sephiroth from those daycare fics...)

* Dracolyte stands tall and lets another blast into the rafters the field letting it but nothing else through it is aimed far to high to do damage to anything save the rafters and the thing in them he has also got it holding the rafters up if they were to fall and crush someone he would never forgive himself

* KaiNightWing speaks into his father's mind screaming "you tell me not to hurt anyone....yet your goiing to kill dozens of innocent people just to kill one man.....and his simple insignifigant words???? your showing me you can live without me...you do not care"

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6A figure does appear at last, dressed in what looks to be a gray and blue, simple uniform reminiscent of a less complex military outfit. Blonde, wavy hair of short length covers his head, neatly combed to the sides to rest above light, tanned skin that frames intelligent and malicious blue eyes. A white gloved hand is held up to his side, a shimmering white glow shielding Jade and Fork from the falling debris at the behest

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 debris at the behest of a few quiet words of arcane tongue. Of course, he appears so quietly that it's unlikely he's going to be seen.

* Talim throws the afore mentioned molotov cocktail back in the window, and runs of into the night, screaming.

<Fork> For little 'special' dragons they can't put anywhere else. 6Burp. Crawl. 1Because the other little dragons tease them for being so freakin' stupid. And then their dads carry on like I've seen some humans do at their kid's junior league gutterball match. Now all we need is someone to get stabbed with an umbrel-...eeeehhh....ow....light..hurt..eyes...." 6Squint. 1Thanks, mate!

<Dracolyte> (already mentioned the field blocking all debris!)

<{-Jade-}> "Gods damn, if I had wanted to die today, I'd've done it myself! Hell, it isn't like I don't try it enough on a regular basis myself, but still! The entire point of that is that *I* get to decide when and where and how I'm gonna go, not be subject to the whims of some overgrown iguana with his tail up his arse! I mean -" 6She pauses to suck in a breath and further fuel her tirade.

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<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6That is done regardless of debris or not.

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* KaiNightWing lets out a wail of pain as he slams his own talons into his side he begins bleeding badly "what use is there to live if simple words stop my father dead in tracks" (I'd commit hara-kiri, too, if I was part of that family stick.)

* Dracolyte grins "you only have so much rafter left wanna bet your life on it?" as he sasy this he lets out another blast into the section where he saw the man the field would block anything exiting its little blue cube and the man was pinned well

* Fork breaks into a loud, operatic tenor. 1A'...SOooOoOoOoodomyyyyyy....ooooo....aaaa'....soooodomoooooooup..."

<Dracolyte> (says*)

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* Fork glances blearily over to Kai. Cheers.

* Fork hollars up to Ano - 1"It's working, keep going!"

<{-Jade-}> "- Jesus farkin' Christ, I got teased damn near every day when I was growin' up, but you don't see *me* setting my old haunts on fire no matter how very much I like to do so, do you? I was a spoiled little brat, and I *still* behaved better than you are right now!" 6A near-skeletal hand extends, poking tentatively at the glow. Very tentatively. -

<{-Jade-}> "Well, at least *someone* here loves me."

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6He's standing on the floor, near the bar, most likely, and just holding up his hand, the shimmering white field doing its best to deny any access to either him or the other, appreciated hecklers. 1"Don't worry about yelling, I'm right here. I think. These twits are going to burn this place down, and hopefully each other. Think of it as a public service. Though, I don't recommend hanging around. The amount of gas in the

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 unt of gas in their backsides will cause a legendary mushroom cloud when they go up."

<{-Jade-}> "Or, yanno, give a rat's ass about whether or not I die."

* Ravynlord scowls, gemstone teeth glimmering faintly, "Sometimes I'm bloody glad that their kind was hunted nearly to extinction back in my homeland." He shakes his head, keeping his eyes on the flames warily, but still finds time to draw his glass up to sip from.

<Fork> Oh, sorry mate. Yeah, but I don't want to leave until the little one's spilled his own guts. That's just too forkin' entertaining.

* Dracolyte turns to jade "he has pushed me too far i have gone through today more pain than you will in a lifetime!!!" he then turns back to the rafters and lets andother burst of flame fourth not noticing kai at all for the moment

<Fork> Yeah, cry me a freakin' river, toaster. (If you liked The Brave Little Toaster, you'll hate The Pissed-Off Overgrown Oven!)

* Dracolyte turns the rafters were already smouldering out and rebuilding themselves as he laeps over many people not touching one of them to tackle the ass

* KaiNightWing jumps in front of the flames being burned completely from head to tail he (It berns! It berns!)

<Dracolyte> (there were no flames at that point)

* Orwell raises a hand in the air and blurts out, "Hear ye! Hear ye! Er..." then flops back in his chair.

<Fork> You're the worst bloody father I've ever seen. Look, your kid's self-mutilating to get your attention.

<Fork> Where the -hell- is civil services when they're needed? (I guess that's a no.)

<Ravynlord> "Remember children, drugs are bad, mmkay?" (Speak for yourself. I'm gonna need drugs to work past this one.)

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6A few, quiet words in arcane tongue pass his lips, the barrier flickering into a more silvery hue for the moment, so that he can bring his hands together before him. As before, he's not in the rafters, instead on the ground, so remains blissfully free of any attempts to tackle him for the moment. 2"Now, I believe it's about time to make a trip out of here, but before I go, and you've been a great audience apart from the wh

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 nce apart from the whole brainless gourd thing, I have to add this..."

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<{-Jade-}> 6...oh, boy. What fun. The girl twitches visibly; her shoulder coming dangerously close to impacting her temple as her head jerks to the side, her visage twisting into another of those terribly unattractive frowns. "...the fark you have! You don't know shit about what I've been through! You wanna play who's had the worst life? 'Oh, boo-farkin'hoo, my mate is dead. At least she didn't crawl into bed with your relatives!"

<{-Jade-}> 6- elatives!"

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<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 6A crisp golden light explodes into being as the door opens, if the door already wasn't blown off it's hinges of course then it would have been a slow approaching golden light. . a brilliant glimmering bright golden light currently under investigation to links with causing cancer by the Drache medical review board. That'd be the small group of people behind the light's source, those guys in the white coats behind the several

<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 2 * 6 behind the several inches thick lead shield. . the source being an incredibly muscled young man whose muscles literally spring board off other muscles, probably a result of his anatomy being poorly structured by it's designer then any real evolutionary advantage. He's got vacant eyes and a big smile on his face, and a set of golden hair that stands straight up that could be used to guide aeroplanes to safe landings in

* KaiNightWing jumps in front of his father to stop him

* Dracolyte was aiming for the floor not the rafters in the tackle and if the man stood there would surely be tackled

* Fork eyes Jade. Eyes dracolyte.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6Actually, Dracolyte would go head first into the equivilant of a brick wall.

* Dracolyte niblely dodges kai he had one more jump before reaching the man and tackleing him mutilating him with his claws

<Fork> Don't be so sure of that, miss.

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<Fork> I'm thinking we're seeing the evolutionary pinnacle of inbreed-GAAAHH!! FARK, me EYES!

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* Dracolyte having his forepaws in front of himmeerly bounces off collecting himself on the wall equivalent before leaping back and onto the floor unindjured

* Timer cut activated

<{-Jade-}> "Or spend every copper your family had on supplying opium to an adulterer? Or have you locked away, which normally, I'm not an advocate of, but in your case, I think it might be called for! Or sell everything you had that reminded you of the person you loved more than anything in the world after they died?" 6She breaks off again, panting; a slender arm is thrown up to shield her eyes. "You know what? I've decided I don't care! It isn't worth it!" -

<{-Jade-}> 6- don't care! It isn't worth it!" -

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<{-Jade-}> 6This is shouted somewhere in the general direction of Fork; she sinks her fingers into her hair, and yanks on it savegely. "I take it back! Kill me, kill me now! Just make - it - stop!"

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6He glances to the side momentarily and blinks, almost losing his concentration at the spectacular... awesome... ..bright... entry. However, it doesn't halt him, and he draws his hands apart, yellowish light flickering there before condensing and vanishing to be replaced by a green aura that kicks up around him, sending a wave of rippling, searing magical energy out before him, much like an corrosive cloud of acid, but compos

* Orwell looks up and says drunkenly, "Who? Where? Why I oughta..." and then promptly falls back asleep on his table.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 ud of acid, but composed of nothing physical. It's all burning, eldritch arcane energy. Needless to say, those in front of him, which primarily would be the two dragons, would be in a bad spot.

* KaiNightWing took on the form of the man who draco hates so much and waves at draco "i found out myself your mate is horrible in bed!" he waves more "and your attacking one of the dummies i made you lizard!" he laughs just as the man behnd the barrier does his voice matching his

* Ravynlord pulls a pair of mirrorshade wireframe spectacles out from beneath his wolf trimmed cloak, and carefully sets them over his eyes.

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* KaiNightWing laughs and runs to different rafter

<KaiNightWing> s+

* Fork staggers around, blinded by the energy show. Trips over his own feet, which is fortunate - he narrowly misses being blasted into oblivion - and rolls across the floor until he smacks into the wall near the door.

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* Dracolyte ignores kai knowing who the real person is he can sense a dragon in another form or not and he was heart set on kiling this man one way or another he closed his eyes and a similar one as with the rafters appeared around the two allowing no entry or exit of anything

<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 14"Whoah! Look at all the pieces!" 6The vacant expression never leaving his face as he bends over to pick up some poor man's detached arm.. 14"The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone. The shoulder bone is connected to the. . no I don't think that's going to work.." 6Running out of recognizable body parts, he quickly loses interest in the puzzle game simply because he has the inherent attention span of an EXCITED CHIL

<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 2 * 6 n of an EXCITED CHILD THAT TYPES IN CAPS!!! His attention is swiftly caught by the two dragons, and he throws his arms back while clenching his fists.. 14"Whoah! Look at their energy levels! They're off the scale! I've never seen anything like it!"

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* KaiNightWing sighs and stands in front of his dad "if you kill him kill me first"

* Dracolyte is still inside the barrier kai would have been outside and therefore unable to reach the two

* KaiNightWing feels the arcane energy burn at his scales first he closes his eyes shedding a tear but reopens them

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<{-Jade-}> 6Her nails rake her cheeks as they slide through the tangled mane; she gasps a breath, taking a tip from Talim and flinging her head against the table-leg again. "Lo, there do I see my father! 15...not that I know him... And lo, there do I see my mother - 15...hate her... - and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning, and you know what? Screw Valhalla; just take me to Hell! Can't be any worse than this!"

<{-Jade-}> 6- take me to Hell! Can't be any worse than this!"

* Timer cut halted

* Orwell sits up, groggy, and spouts, "Wait'll I getcha!" before falling back in his puddle of drool.

* Dracolyte is apparently unaffected and would lunge at the man claws spread for his chest

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<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6It's awfully difficult to raise such an impressive barrier when getting saturated with corrosive energy, but regardless, the lunge is going to just end up ramming him into the same barrier before as the man begins to speak quietly again. Getting out of such a trap isn't a simple thing, but it's not impossible, either. Still, he can't help but smirk at the easily provoked nature of most of the place's inhabitants.

* Ravynlord frowns, muttering, "this is going no where fast." He then calls up to the folk confronting one another. "Would you three please be so kind as to take this elsewhere? Preferably somewhere out of earshot?"

* Dracolyte once agian ricochets off the wall before turning to glare glowing slightly as he says a few words in draconian the mans barrier flickering for a moment

* Dracolyte continues muttering as the mans barrier falls and he takes this time to strike he was truely more powerful than he normally showed and was honest in not wanting to hurt anyone besides the man inside the barrier with him

* Fork yawns in his sleep. Scratches his nuts.

<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 14"The suckage is so incredible! It's collapsed the known rules of power levels! They've got 6*Suspenseful silence* 14Anti-Power! It's theoretically impossible!" 6He then launches into a long monologue about ancient monks practicing some martial arts style that sounds like three names picked out of a Chinese phonebook, a boring lecture ignored hopefully by all but those who couldn't get out of earshot in time. . and lets b

<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 2 * 6 n time. . and lets be hopeful they were kind enough to mercy kill those too injured to wriggle, roll or flop to safety.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 1"How about you be so kind as to kiss your own ass in proper, holy fashion," 6he says, after finishing his words. Those words are directed to Ravyn, before he glances back at Dracolyte. 2"Now, I do hate to leave, but you really need a few cooling off minutes. So, take this token of appreciation, and tell your wife that I apologize, but we're not going to waste any more tentacles on her." 6With that, despite the failing

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6 espite the failing of his protective barrier, he smirks, his form flickering like it contains fire for an instant, and when Draco hits, all that will result is dirt being flung about, scattering across the floor with no sign of the man, the myth, the legend Ano Yarou remaining behind. He's gone. For now.

<Shadow`of`the`Beast> 6And all the speech should be blue. My crayons have joined the rebel alliance, those scum.

* Fork snickersnorts in his sleep. Stirs to wakefulness.

* Dracolyte flickers now before returning to silver his eyes picking up that bright blue hue they always held only with something that seemed like an eternal emptyness the barrier falling as he does collapsing in tears "i shouldent have done that i could have hurt somebody no..no...no...no!"

* Ravynlord s gaze just lingers where the fellow had disappeared. The demiliche's hand shifts on the head of his bone cane as his host's blued lips turn to a faint frown. The barbarians of this land were so rude. He turns his gaze then to Dracolyte, the thought's obvious continuation: And so, so stupid.

* Orwell coughs in his sleep, adjusts his head on the table, and snores.

* KaiNightWing drags his dad outside with what strength he has left

<{-Jade-}> 6She'd Amen, if Ravyn had said it aloud.

* KaiNightWing knows he does and sh*t

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* Dracolyte is now shivering no shimmer to his scales at all nothing but self hate for doing what he did showed

<{-Jade-}> 6Takes to rocking, for that matter; it's late for the mun. What with the sun being up, and all.

* KaiNightWing had slipped and didnt get his dad he picks him up he takes him outside

<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 14"Whoah! The dragon cries like a girl!" 6The golden haired youth literally hoots.

* Dracolyte follows kai willingly however in tears he was truely a gentle creature at heart

* Dracolyte follows kai willingly however in tears he was truely a gentle creature at heart

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<Dracolyte> (oops)

* Dracolyte follows kai willingly however in tears he was truely a gentle creature at heart (And his arrow keys! Yish.)

<Dracolyte> (arg!)

* Ravynlord watches the dragons depart with a rather repulsed look. He rolls his eyes and settles back in his seat, finally relaxing now the fiery threat is departed. He cradles his glass in one hand, swirling the contents thoughtfully

<Fork> Yea, you ought to be bloody sorry.

<Fork> Your kid nearly killed himself because you let some bloke in a tavern rile you up. You ought to be ashamed, lizardbreath.

<Ravynlord> "Pity the 'nearly."

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<Fork> Yeah.

<Fork> I second that. I need another beer.

* Fork steps over a smouldering rafter and walks to the bar.

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<Leif_-> part

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* Ravynlord shakes his head, turning blue eyes toward one of the windows, to watch the exterior in silence.

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<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 14"If he cries like a girl.. And has magical powers.. Does that make him a magical girl like Senshi Moon?"6 Suffering a moment of profound Otaku inspired stupidity caused by watching too much bad animated television, the huge muscly warrior stands around slack jawed for long moments as the golden light continues to emit from his head in steady pulsing waves. . causing irreversible tissue damage to nearby patrons, which wil

<Si`Howe> 6 Heavy, heavy yawn..She'd step in groaning with a yawn as she pushes the door open..14 What a day..Fell in mood. Almost got pooped on by four magical dragons and almost got blinded by a light-fight.. Si shakes her head..14 People suck..

<L33t`Mast3r`G0kU> 2 * 6 patrons, which will cause cancerous growths to grow given a good thirty or forty years. (You mean the place isn't full of them already?)

<Si`Howe> mud^))

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