It hurts and stings!

Warning: The following logs from actual free-form role-play sessions may contain graphic displays of violence, sexuality, and sheer, soul-sucking stupidity, and are not suitable for the easily offended. Because of this, some of the pages (well, all of them, at the moment), were password-protected. The easily-offended, to my knowledge, are no longer on the same network, but it's just easier to do this than change them back: The password for all the logs is 'biteme'.

You Can't !Rape the Willing
The origins of the !rape trigger oft-threatened to be added to Silme.

At the Vampire Club
Caileh serenades the undead. The undead don't appreciate fine art.

Ender and the Rift in the Arse
An underaged wizard learns why children shouldn't use magic without supervision.

The Twenty Minute Man
He's got stamina, ladies - because he doesn't think with either head.

Look What the Suck Dragged In
The world's a funny place. Not so much 'funny ha-ha', as 'the gods have a sick sense of humour.'

Obscenity Warning: Contains Surreal and Soul-Sucking Stupidity
This is your ass. This is your ass on expired crack.

The Wang Line: A Convincing Argument for Mandatory Castration.
The Legacy continues...

Oh, my fuck.
There just aren't words for this one. Or maybe there are: "Why, God? Why ?"

All content © to the players of the characters featured within. If one of your characters appears in a starring role and you're offended by it...get over it and take a good, long look at your RP. Maybe you'll start to see the reason why.